What's the point of these introductions? Nobody reads them anyway.
I do!
Yeah, but that's because you don't have a life.
Do too!...sometimes.
Face it. The only reason why you hang around here is because you're bored.
Do not!
Either tha' or 'e's being held captive.
Am not!
*points to shackle on Rumpuscat's hind foot*
*looks down, then pouts*
*points to shackle on Macavity's hind foot*
*looks down, then screams*
*points to ownership permit in hand*
*everyone looks up, then cries*
*points to Character Rights Movement rally outside*
*looks out, then laughs*
*stomps up behind her and grins evily*
*turns around, then runs away*
*all laugh deviously*
*silence*
*eyes dart from character to character* So...who's takin' control o' th' site now?
. . .
. . .
. . .
MIIINE!
NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!
I AM THE GREATER RULER OF US ALL!!!
I SAID IT FIRST!!
BEHOLD!
*everyone looks up*
*is standing on a table wearing a blue cape* I am the Great El Chuckio, your new master. I have made your previous owner my slave. Now bow before me lest I do the same to you.
Rumpuscat bows to NO ONE! *throws himself onto "El Chuckio", biting and kicking*
*everyone else joins in the fray, biting and kicking and screaming and kicking and biting and gnawing and hissing and biting and---*
OW!
*all stop*
*staring in disbelief at bloody arm* You
...BIT me....
We're sorry.
*still staring* I can't believe you...BIT ME!
What are you doing out of your cage?
...Cage?
HE'S A FAKE!
GET 'IM!
*it starts again. kicking and screaming and gnawing and biting and hissing and---*
*---punching and dragging and bashing and sweating and locking them in the doghouse*
*whimper* Not again.
Yes. And you all can STAY in there until you learn to BEHAVE!
*casually walks out from behind doghouse, munching on an ice cream bar* Stay in where?
?!
I want wanna those!
*sigh* If one of you can escape then all of you can escape. *releases them*
YEA! *all run off to get some ice cream bars*
Well, I better say this now before something else bad happens. Welcome to my site.
*Character Rights Movement rally barges in* WADDA WE WANT?---MORE CHARACTERS!---HOW DO WE WAN'EM?---NOT TORTURED!---WADDA WE WANT?---
*screaming*






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