9/9/03
My AP US History teacher told all of us students to bring a chicken to his class. I don't remember if there was a reason for that. And if we didn't have our chickens with us during the AP exam, armed guards were going to jump out of a closet and hit us. Then we spray-painted one of my friends' chickens silver as a practical joke. That doesn't seem like it would be too healthy for the chicken though....oh well.
3/13/02
I was walked into a large classroom and sat down, then saw that my boyfriend, Robert, was in a seat at the other end of the class. After a few minutes, I noticed that Robert was suddenly in a chair closer to me...but there was still a Robert in his original chair. I closed my eyes, and when I opened them, the person next to me had disappeared and another Robert was there instead. They all looked exactly alike. Pretty soon, the entire class had turned into Roberts, all wearing the same thing. I told the one next to me what was going on, and that I thought something was making my eyes act weird, so I asked him to take off his jacket--maybe if there was a bit of difference, it would help. So at the exact same time, all the Roberts in the room took off their jackets. I put my head down on the desk and closed my eyes for a while, and when I looked back up everything was back to normal, and the only Robert in the room was sitting next to me. Later, (this is still in the dream) I told my mom what happened, and she said "No, that's just too weird. You must have dreamed it." At the time I was mad at her for not believing me, but hey, she was right.
8/24/00
There were a bunch of kids at my house running all over the place. They ran outside to go in a pool or sprinkler or something. I was going to change into my bathing suit and hang out with the little people, but there were so many other people suddenly swarming in and out of the house that I couldn't find a room to change in. There wasn't enough time, either, since I had to help the guests with stuff. Then two of my friends, Beverly and Reba, came over to help me round up the kids and get them into the house. One of the kids was named Blue, and I was trying to convice him to come inside while Bev was chasing some other kid around the yard. Then I popped into a highschool drama class and ate a burrito.
8/19/00
I was a little kid in this one. Some weird people had tried to disguise a giant monster as an innocent-looking McDonalds playplace with lots of obstacle stuff in it, or maybe they had disguised an innocent playplace as a giant monster....I'm not really sure. They tried to get me to go into it, and although I didn't trust them and thought it was probably a trap, I decided it looked fun and tried it out.I went through this mouthish looking thing, expecting it to close on me, but nothing happened. Next came a long plushy tunnel, which I figured must be the throat. So, naturally, I went in. Sometime along the way some other kids came in too. They said that we should have a race and I thought that sounded good. So we were getting ready to race through the rest of the monster/playplace, when we were suddenly out on a field with a huge group of other kids. Some adult was asking if we wanted to play a game that I had never heard of, but everyone else seemed pretty excited about it. A bunch of musicians came out of the crowd and spread out along a track that had apparently been there the whole time and we all started jogging around it. We paused at each person and listened to some of their music, then moved on. One person had a cello with an index card taped to it. It said that in Mexico or somewhere, there was a place with no rivers in it, but on a map of it you'd find a picture of a river labled "No River". I didn't understand why anyone would want to tape that bit of information to their cello, but oh well.
8/4/00
I was on an island or something. The main thing I was worried about was that all the people back home would get all upset cause they didn't know where I was. Then I found a house with a nice old lady living in it. She said that I could stay with her until I found my way home, as long as I did a few chores for her, like washing dishes and sweeping the floor. It wasn't too bad. She had a stuffed animal that looked like a harpy(that's a really mean bird/human, in case you didn't know). She said that she was a witch and could make it come to life, and since I've never seen a real harpy I wanted to watch her do it. But she never got around to it. I thought of her as a witch (a good witch) even though I'd nver seen her do any magic. After about a week there I found a phone in her house, so I called mom and told her that I was okay and that I was on an island but I didn't know where it was so she couldn't come get me. That sucked, but at least she knew I was getting food and shelter. Later I found a Nintendo set and a TV--I think my little brother was there for a minute to help me find those--and soon I was playing some Mario or Sonic the Hedgehog game.
There was an evil logger guy that was trying to take over Costco. A little kid had some funny socks that the logger was trying to steal and throw in the trash. Some other guy came and got the kid's socks back for him. Then the logger stomped furiously all around Costco until his sidekick suggested they go back to their lab to plot revenge. The logger thought that was such a good idea that he started skipping and singing "We're going to the laaaaaaab, we're going to the laaaaaaaaab!" There was also something about explosive watermelons, but I can't remember exactly what it was.
I was just like Cinderella, except I had an older sister who had to do all of those chores with me. Every winter our evil stepmother threw us out of the house and we had to sleep in a hole in a tree and a hole in the ground. Then one spring we got sick of it all and hotwired our stepmother's red convertible. We drove around town a few times, then sped away from the mansion and apparently lived happily ever after.
I was in a college dorm that had tons and tons of jungle decorations in it, including lots of plants. The Honeycomb mascot was jumping all over the place and opened up a doorway that led to a room with a big cake in it. There was also a LOT of frosting in the room. After eating some of that, I went back to the dorm, where I saw that the aquarium had overflowed. The whole dorm was suddenly flooded, and I found myself swimming out the door along with several tropical fish. Then I was in the college gym watching a soccer game. It was our college team against the national Japanese team. The Japanese team had cool black uniforms and we just had our regular clothes. Something seemed weird about the game but I couldn't quite figure out what it was. When I woke up I figured it out-the whole soccer game was basically a giant carwash. There was no soccer ball, no goalposts...just a big carwash-looking machine only without the water. The teams took turns going through the carwash. Everyone was cheering and screaming except for me, cause I was kinda confused.
