Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Jokes for Kids
Telling knock-knock jokes is a fun and silly pass time for kids to share with siblings and friends. Children may even try out their favorite knock-knock jokes on their parents and grand parents. Knock-knock jokes are easy to remember as well as to recite. Part of their appeal is that they do not necessarily need to make much sense. Just boost a smile and a chuckle and the knock-knock recitation becomes successful.
Kids... Try the knock-knock jokes out on your family and friends... If you would like to share one or more knock-knock jokes to this website, ask a parent or other adult to help you. Use the submission form located on the left bottom of this page to have your joke or jokes considered to be added to this FunnyPoemsForKids website.
**Knock-Knock**
*Who's There?*
Now for the Knock-Knock Jokes :}
**Funny Poems - Jokes For Kids**
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Knock-knock Jokes*
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Computer.
Computer who?
Computer technology on the rise.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Eevee.
Eevee who?
Eevee knocked out your Pokémon.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Button.
Button who?
Button your coat before you catch cold.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Vaseline.
Vaseline who?
Vaseline's very good for diaper rash.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Treat me.
Treat me who?
Treat me to an ice-cream sundae.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Knock-knock.
Knock-knock who?
Knock-knock on wood.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Zippup.
Zippup who?
Zippup your coat before you catch cold.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who.
Water you doing on Saturday night?
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Happy.
Happy who?
Happy birthday to you.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Lolli.
Lolli who?
Lollipops are good and sweet.
And they are so much fun to eat!!
Click-click.
Click-click what?
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