Quotes

~Computers: Oh shit, that's what this is? I thought it was a high tech toaster oven... Where's my damn poptart?¿?~

*Last night I looked up at the stars and matched one up with each reason why I love you.
I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars*

*A million words would not bring you back, I know, because I've tried. Neither would a million tears, I know, because I've cried*

?I wasn't kissing him, I was telling his lips a secret!?

~Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, What happened to you?~

~Remember my name, remember my face, because there ain't no other huni that can take my place~

?I'm loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty?

*If you're naughty, go to your room.. If you wanna be naughty, go to mine*

~God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece~

?Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over?

~Guys are like slinkies, it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs~

~If you're nice, you can call me sweetie; If you're sweet, you can call me huni; If you're hott, you can call me tonight~

?It's a girls world, guys just live in it?

*A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey*

~If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?~

?Everyone's entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege?

*I'm through with guys, they all tell lies, they break your heart and make you cry, loving guys is such a sin, hey, check that guy who just walked in*

?What did you do? Fall out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down??

?People are going to talk about you especially when they envy the life you live.. let them.. you affected their lives, they didn't affect yours?

-Smiling in the faces While filling up the holes So many dirty little faces In your dirty, worn out Broken down, see through soul.-

I am so full of love,
I am so full of hate,
I am so full of these feelings, That tear me every which way.

*I wanted to kill the hottest person on Earth when I realized - suicide's a crime!*

~There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train~

?I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight!?

?You know you're in love when the hardest thing to say is good-bye?

~4 out of 5 voices in my head say 'Go back to sleep'~

*When you finally find the perfect guy, you think, 'Why isn't he taken?'*

?Ever stop to think and forget to start again??

*Don't call me a GODDESS, don't call me a QUEEN, just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen*

~Spiteful words hurt your feelings, but silence breaks your heart~

?I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suade, but unlike Nintendo, I NEVER get played?

?If you hate me, I love you too, It ain't my fault I'm cuter than you!?

*Click your heels and say "I need a life, I need a life, I need a life"*

~Did it hurt when I fell from Heaven? No, but it hurt when they clipped my wings for being the Devil~

*EXTREME is not a mood, it's a LIFE-STYLE!*

~If you love your man, set him free. If he doesn't come back, you know he's with me~

*You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air, I'll rise*

?To catch me, you got to be fast, to find me, you got to be smart, but to BE ME! DAMN, you MUST be kidding!?

*It's hard to be humble when you're THIS HOTT!*

~I'm independent and abusive..Stay out of my way!~

?Just because two lips have met, it doesn't mean two hearts have joined?

?Me and my girls be shakin our hips while the guys be lickin their lips..
The girls just wanna be us, and the guys just wanna freak us?

*If all my girls jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them.. I'd be at the bottom to catch them!*

~There are easier things than finding a perfect man.. Nailing Jell-o to a tree for instance~

Until water can't be boiled, I'll always be the one who's spoiled!~

?I know I've always been blessed because I'm a pretty princess?

*Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?*

~Don't look at me in that tone of voice!!~

~Us girls play around with these things called boys, but they use us girls as designated toys~

?You think you're so cool, you think you're all that, well -ppsshh- what's up with that??

*Honk if you love Britney Spears, then drive your car into the nearest tree*

~I look like an angel, and I act like one too, but you never know what this 'ANGEL' will do~

?I was too bad to go to Heaven and when I was in Hell, I hit on the Devil too much?

*Trying to be popular is not being true to yourself*

~Success comes before work... only in the dictionary~

?If your happy and you know it, get out of my house?

~Never fight with an ugly person.. they have nothing to lose~

*The closest you get to a brainstorm is a light drizzle*

?You are only young once, but you can stay immiture indefinitely?

*I like your boyfriend*

~People create their own drama~

?Don't be afraid of fear, let it be afraid of you?

*I don't need your attitude I've got one of my own!*

?Us girls are so complex, we confuse ourselves?

*Your envy creates my energy.. Ever wonder why I'm so hyper?*

~A day without light is like.. well.. umm.. Night!~

?I didn't ask to be a princess, but hey, if the crown fits!?

*Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight, you can have it when I'm done*

~Big girls don't cry, they get even~

?I am too much PRINCESS for one boy?

~I DON'T have an attitude problem.. It's supposed to be like this!~

?He loves me, he loves me not, I DON'T CARE.. I am HOTT, no make-up, no rules, I got the tools, GOT ME??

?Even if the voices aren't real, they give good advice?

*I do only what the voices in my head tell me to do*

~Whoever said 'love lasts forever' was DRUNK~

?You can call me anytime, but I won't be home?

*I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys, I will not chase the boys.. Unless they provoke me!

~I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me~

*I smile when I have no idea what the hell is going on*

~He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw~

»yOo came into mai life, sent down from heaven, now i tink bout yOo 24/7«

You ask me whats wrong, I say nothing, But as you turn I, Simply whisper EvErYtHiNg

?I'll try anything once, twice if I like it!?

*What a shame! Looks like the Ugly Fairy kissed you on both cheeks*

?Insanity is my only means of relaxation?

~One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 pounds~

?My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely?

*Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today*

~Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain conciousness~

?Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you..
The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head?

*When you and me met, the Angels whispered 'Perfect'*

?Don't tell me how to pick my friends, I'm good at that - Remember, I picked you?

?SMILE! It scares people!?

*HHHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!! I've started talking and I can't SHUT UP*

~Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you, they don't laugh

?In reality, the player isn't playing the other person.. He's playing himself?

?What you see is what you don't get, so Drool on, Dream on, MOVE ON!?

?The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water?

~Mystify people with your intelligence, and if you can't do that, mystify them with your BS~

?Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly men?

?Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream?

*Men are not pigs.. pigs are considerate, cute, and caring*

~OK, angels are all good and stuff? Where's the fun in that?~

?The passion for life is always in your soul?

~If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going~

?If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen?

~Warning - I have an attitude and I know how to use it~

?DO NOT start with me. You will not win?

*Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen*

~You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!~

?I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people?

*Sorry if I look interested.. I'm not*

~Don't upset me..I'm running out of places to hide the bodies~

*My name ain't Elmo, but you can tickle me whenever you want!*

*Women drivers - No survivors - If you don't like the way I drive, get off the side walk!*

~Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It's means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections~

?Life is like soccer... you need goals!?

*Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy.. check 3 friends, if they're OK, you're it*

?I'm 24% Hottie, 24% Naughty, 50% Devil, and 2% Angel. It all equals out to 100% of what your man wants!?

~Half the people here envy me...and the other half...who cares?~

?When all else fails, look cute?

~Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's not true...
Everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again~

~Your hugs and kisses are like the stars.. They light up my life when things get dark~

*Love is... Running into his arms, Colliding with his heart, and Exploding into his soul*

?831 - 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning.. I love you?

*Lust is when you love what you see.. Love is when you lust for what's inside*

~Silence is golden...but shouting is fun!~

?Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring?

*Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down andforget where they left them*

~The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does~

?Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat?

*I'm not a ditz, I just lack common sense*

~Insanity is just anger put to good use!~

?You can say I'm crazy ? Yes it's true ? I'm crazy about one thing ? And that's YOU?

*A poisoned cup & a serpents bite.. What about a sword to the neck, would that be right?I hope you understand this is what I would do to you if I catch you cheatin*

~He abuses me with hugs and kisses~

*~To all you ugly jealous girls Who don't like me & try to plot to take my place, I got 3 words for ya: I Think Not~*

~To all you blondes who think your it, Compared to this brunette, you ain't shit~

*~* I OnLy get P-m-S On tHe dAyS ThAt eNd wItH Y*~*!!

Tru LoVe nEvEr HaS aN EnDiNg.