Archea, Unending Love
O Archaea, you urge me to pay ya.
A visit to your extreme environments.
Containing introns,
You tease me, taking time to please me.
Our similar initiation drives me insane.
Drape your branched hydrocarbons
Over my hot and steamy body.
Optimal conditions for your arousal.
Several kinds of RNA polymerase,
Pumping my heart in a race.
No hesitation to show your components,
For you lack growth inhibition,
An absence of peptidoglycan in your cell walls
Gives you the perfect balls.
Enthralling to the final climactic eruption.
Eubacteria, your opposition to my love
Drives me to exile you.
Prokaryote, I put you in my throat.
The gas you cause,
One of your many flaws.
To the toilet, no better place for you.
----Jarvela, penguin molester and poet extraordinaire