“It doesn’t matter because it is irrelevant.”  -point made by stupid person on a hockey message board.

 

“If you trip someone, it's tripping.” -stupid announcer during Badger hockey game

 

“Oh my God, you’re a freak!”  -Angela’s exclamation upon seeing Ben’s nicely folded t-shirts.

 

“Turkeys are inbred.”  -Natalie

 

“Throw a TV at him!”  -Angela

 

“Gore is the devil’s bitch!”  -Angela and Natalie

 

“Fuh foo!”  -Brandon

 

“You are an ugly toilet.”  -Angela

 

“You fuck your mother, please.”  -Brandon

 

“Ben was at Liz Waters helping someone with ‘physics’ homework.”  -Natalie

 

“If a pregnant elephant is on a spaceship traveling near the speed of light…”  -Ben

 

“Trippy!”  -Angela’s description of just about everything

 

“I look fetching in a dress.”  -Ben

 

“I’m a stuper star princess!”  -Ben

 

“I'm a big fat black hoochie mamma lesbian.”  -Brandon (aka Sheniqua)

 

-“The big black lesbian whatever called… CALL HIM”  -Natalie

 

“Sheniqua is watching a WWII penis movie.”  -Angela

 

“I like shiny objects!”  -Angela

 

“(fill in blank here) is/are (a) happy thing(s)!”  -Natalie

 

“(fill in blank here) is/are not (a) happy thing(s).”  -Natalie

 

“Ben is a very nice bitch.  Natalie is good at training bitches.”  -Angela

 

“Duh, bitch!”  -Pink Sarah

 

“An accident is different than doing something on purpose.”  -Sara

 

“Colette’s all about masturbating baboons.”  -Pink Sarah

 

“We killed them and put them in the microwave (or VCR).”  -Angela

 

“Joygasm!” –Pink Sarah

 

“You need to potty train your bitch better.”  -Angela

 

“You mean there really is a Popemobile?!?!”  -Karen

 

“Where’d Natalie go?  Is she under the table?”  -Devon

 

“Are those classical music notes?”  -Devon

 

“My theory is that if we leave the recycling alone long enough it will grow legs and take itself out.”  -Angela

“I’m hoping we’ll wake up and it will just be gone.”  -Natalie

“It hasn’t left yet.” - Natalie

“I think if you guys don’t take out the recycling soon, it’s going to take you out.”  -Ben

“I had to take the recycling out.  It tried to attack me.”  -Angela

 

“YEAH TOAST!”  -Ben

 

“I’m a purple cow!”  -Angela

 

“That is NOT a bagel!  That is just wrong!” – Angela, about Pillsbury’s toaster bagel thingies

 

“I’m never going to pass Conversational Greek.” – Natalie, on her math class

 

“Did the math kill her again?” – Angela

 

“Thank you for bringing Brandon here.  We had fun with him.”  -Pink Sarah

 

“Pffffffffff!”  -Sara

 

“YOU KILLED DUCKS?!”  -Sara (in an EXTREMELY squeaky voice)

 

“It could be worse.  You could be in Djibouti.”  -Ben

 

“That looks like the Lake Mills High School method of teaching.”  -Angela on a preschool toy

“Nope, that one’s too complicated.”  -Angela on another preschool toy

 

“His thingie doesn’t work!”  -Natalie

“Does his thingie work?”  -Angela

 

“What are you smoking and why aren’t you sharing?” –everyone

 

“Fuck you, you!”  -Tall Ryan

 

“Oh, I’m Muslim now.  Didn’t I tell you?”  -Brandon

 

“I am NOT a squeak toy!”  -Angela

 

“What kind of school colors are maroon and gold anyway?”  -Kristin

 

“All things maroon and gold are evil.”  -Angela

 

“I got arrested!”  -Kellen (sounding excessively thrilled despite being felt up by a cop)

 

“I want ice cream!”  -Angela’s vote for homecoming king and queen

 

“Hey, maybe we should’ve voted Kellen and Harry Potter the queens of Machlachlan.” 

-Angela, after rethinking her vote

 

“Kermit for president!”  -Natalie

 

“We live in substance free housing because we don’t NEED drugs to act crazy.”  -Ben

“Yeah, drugs would probably make us normal.”  -Natalie

“Being normal would suck!”  -Angela

 

“Get a whiff of that Nader!”  -Liz

“Somebody Nadered on Florida!”  -Angela

“Excuse me while I go Nader.”  -Ben

 

“Ooo!  A pencil!  High-tech!”  -Liz

 

“Stop being productive!  It’s Friday!”  -Natalie

 

“Natalie is talking to her bookshelf again.”  -Angela

 

“I don’t wanna go back to Lake Mills!”  -Angela when told to go to hell

 

“Sarah is wiggling her butt at you!”  -Sara

 

“Sara’s space bubble is in Sweden.”  -Colette

 

“I have stalked the tofu turkey in the wild.  Uh-GWUAK!” –Ben

 

“I’m happy, I get along………………… WITH MY PANTS!” –Ben

 

“Everybody ends up in Sara’s bed somehow.”  -Angela

 

“I was the soda bitch.”  -Sara

 

“No fair, you’re big.”  -Beandip

 

“You and Brandon are like sisters.”  -Krissy (to Angela)

 

“...nuclear fertilizer cells.” -Karen

 

“I can't remember my cell phone number because I'm so spacious.” -Krissy

 

“You're just obsessed with boobs, that's all.” -Angela

“That's not all!” -Sarah

 

“For $10,000, would you have sex with twelve flaming school children on a bus?” -Cory

 

“HE SHOULD DIE!” -Angela, in the Oakcrest Tavern, refering to an MSU hockey player, causing everyone to laugh at her

 

“I wish MY name was Carl!” -Sara

 

“I wonder what snakes taste like.” -Sarah

“Chicken. And spiders.” -Sara

 

“It's like touching God... but I'm not supposed to tell many people about it...... 'cuz he doesn't have it insured.” -Liz

*trying to figure out what she's talking about* So you can't touch God because he's not insured?

 

“Oh Angela, will you please spore?!!!!!” -Sara

"It's ok to lie! It says so on TV!" -Ben

"I'm suprised I have hair!" -Sara/Carl

"Do you like asshole?.. The card game?!" -Sarah

"Oh, L-Cats! I thought you said Elk Hats!" -Sarah

"Have a happy thingie from the thing." -Natalie

"That was the greatest quote in the whole world! Oh my god, you HAVE to put that on your quotes page!" -Pink Sarah

"I did NOT say that!" -Pink Sarah

"But seriously, I did not say that... I said something like that, but it was 'Angela, will you put my Jesus quote on your page?'... and I said it lots of times." -Sarah

"Joe would've died in childbirth." -Sara

"It's the sawn of spatan!" -Pink Sarah

Angela: "And I'll be in pain!"
Ben: "You'll be where?"

"But see Natalie, if I wasn't your girlfriend. . ." -Ben

(in deadpan)"Oh baby, oh baby oh. . ." -Joe!, sounding unenthusiastic about the idea of an orgy in a tent consisting of a gay guy, a lesbian, a straight girl and an "undetermined"

"If blowing stuff up makes you a lesbian, then I am the biggest dyke in the whole world!" -Angela, speaking quite loudly in the middle of Walgreens

"Speaking of parts of the male anatomy that play music..." -Kraen

"I'd leap off a building onto a piper!" -Kraen

"Leroy is like a cream puff... he has cool hair." -Sara

"This is the longest I've kept my pants on in a long time" -Sara

"I'm not jealous. I can take Bourque." -Ben

"I forgot that I didn't have a dick and, even if I did, I wouldn't want BC fans to suck it!" -Angela

"Hi, and tell him I'm not your boyfriend- I like dick." -Levi

"Caw! Caw! Wait, that's not a parrot!" -Sara

"You made something dirty out of me!" -Karen (to Pink Sarah)