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Goats Are you as familiar with these creatures as you'd like to be? If no, then take this opportunity to learn about these fascinating creatures. If you fall in love with them as Captain Knockers and the Herders did, and are looking for the perfect life partner and lover, then click here for a list of personal ads from goats seeking human "companions," if you know what I mean. This creature is a goat. This is also a goat. And this. QUICK QUIZ!!!! Test what you have learnt so far by seeing if you can answer this question: Q)Which of the creatures pictured below is a goat? The one on the left or the one on the right? THINK CAREFULLY If you said the one on the left, you would be wrong, as that is actually a small child! You should start from the top of this page and learn what a goat looks like then continue. If you said the creature on the right, you answered correctly and are learning well. SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT GOATS: -Goats are mammals. -They like to chew things such as leaves, wood, food, appendages, other mammals, small children -They are ugly -They usually live a rather healthy life until someone shoots them. -They are Islamic -They have been known to speak German -In most cases they have four legs. (This is assuming they havent been born mutated or been involved in an accident such as stepping on a land mine.)
This isnt a goat. Although it looks like one it is actually a baby camel. Camels are not goats.
This isnt a goat either. In fact it is a dog whose name is Knockers (im serious). While Knockers may be a popular name for goats, just because this dog is named Knockers DOESNT mean its a goat. At a quick glance an untrained eye may be tricked into believing this is a goat. However it is a bird. There are some differences between goats and birds, such as birds have beaks and goats have mouths, and while both species are known to fly on occasions, birds have wings but goats dont. This is not a goat. While it may look like a goat, it is actually a panda standing on a box and pushing a log. Pandas like to stand on boxes and push logs. Pandas also love bamboo, playing Tekken Ball, dancing and being set on fire. They just cant get enough. I hope you have enjoyed learning about goats.
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