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Squidward is a GOD!!!

If it isn't already obvious to you, I love Squidward!!!

A portrait of our hero:

Information
Name: SquidWard Tentacles
Age:Unknown, but my guess 40's-50's - somewhere around there
Arms:2
Legs:4
Favorite Food: Canned Bread
Hobbies: Playing his clarinet, interpretive dance, art
Job: Cashier at the Krusty Krab
Played by: Roger Bumpass

SquidWard Quotes
"I'm not your master! I'm your neighbor! Now do me a favor and stop doing me favors!"

"Don't encourage them! They'll never leave!"

"That idea might just be crazy enough... To get us all killed!!!"

"Oh, please! I have no soul!"

"There should be a law against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place! This city should be destroyed! Or at least... painted a different color!"

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."

"When I die, you stay away from my funeral."

"Ohh, my aching tentacles!"

"Play me an elaborate song with this piece of paper!"

"I'd hate to burst your bubble SpongeBob, but they are laughing AT YOU not WITH YOU."

"Empty your mind & forget about everything except fine-dining & breathing."

"So long, suckers! I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is claranette!"

"I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die."

"Well, I'm sorry THAT didn't kill me!"

Squidward: We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs! But how?
SpongeBob: Well, in the movie, the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.
Squidward: They poop on the robot?
SpongeBob: Yeah, you know, they get the straight poop. Ask questions, get information.
Squidward: I never thought I'd say this, but Spongebob, let's get that poop!

Here's some images of our favorite Squid:

Squid in peril

Squid Says

Being Himself

Squid at his best

More Coming Soon!!!