Context Quotes

Mandy: "Yeah, Melissa has always been in control of my love life."

Ted: "But not anymore! Hahahaaa!!"

Melissa: "That's right, because you would have been gone a long time ago!"

Mandy: "OK, we need to go upstairs now."

Melissa: "But I don't know where that is!"

Mandy: "It's because you guys suck!"

Melissa: "No, you suck the wrong thing!"

Ted: "We should let the gerbils loose in Carla's room!"

Melissa: "No, we really shouldn't let them loose when they're drunk, er...when we're drunk."

Mandy: "What do you think is underneath the sand at the beach? Sandstone? Dirt?"

Melissa: "Brick."

Britney Spears as Lucy in Crossroads: "My momma said I was a mistake..." [After finding out why her mother left her and her father when she was three.]

Melissa: "Yeah, you ARE a mistake!"

Rachel: "Rum is gross."

Melissa: "Not when you're drinkin' it straight!"

Mandy: "So much has changed in one year!!"

Melissa: "So much! I have made more friends and more enemies!!!!"

Mandy: "The Olsen Twins are always together. I wonder if they get sick of being around each other? It's like they come in a set, I bet it's annoying!"

Melissa: "Haha! Yeah, really. They will probably have sex with their boyfriends at the same time in the same bed!"

Mandy: "Isn't shopping from Goodwill like stealing from the poor?"

Melissa: "Nah, I'm sure celebs do it all the time!"

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