Curious About People Pants?

"These are my people pants!" - Tuesday, June 5, 2001

Melissa not only transcends the average person's grasp of knowledge and insight - she has a unique erudition of the fashion realm as well. As seen in these photos, which also go along with a few of her quotes, Melissa is wearing the legendary "people pants." And make sure you have the volume turned up on your computer so you can hear this quote!

This is a close-up shot of the "happy people" on the people pants...beautiful, eh?

People pants are very versatile...you can even climb strange ladders in dormitories while wearing them!

Even animals love the people pants. As seen in this picture, Melissa's cat Callie sleeps next to the people pants. This must be evidence of the kind of animal attraction that is emitted by the people pants.

Here is another picture of the people pants. If people pants had any other name, they would have to be called "fun pants" since they are just so gosh darn exciting!

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