OK, I've been watching it for a while now. What the fuck is wrong with you teenage people (the author denys that he is teenage since he is god)? Seriously?
I'm sitting here, watching you have your "relationships," and you all think that you are going to marry that person you are "dating" right now. If you are sitting there thinking "I don't think that," You're a friggin liar.
Just look at some of the stuff you guys pull. Yes, Guys. This one I'm directing at you. You guys sit there and tell your girlfriends you're going to dump them if they hangout/speak with/breathe near another guy. What the fuck type of testosterone enraged jealousy is that? If your girl is going to mess around with other guys, chances are, you aren't going to stop it, and threats of dumping her aren't going to stop her either. Face it, you aren't her husband or her dad, you aren't going to be able to tell her what to do.
And just because you're female, don't think that you're exempt from this rant either. I've had Girlfriends that would start hugging me and kissing me if I so much as looked in the general direction of another girl, even though chances are I was looking at something electronic and shiny past her. These are the type of girls that get pissed at you for talking to other girls. You know what, girl, guy, friggin mutant for all I care, if you think you're going to stop me from talking to someone I want to talk to, I'm going to jump six feet into the air, go completely horizontal and kick your head clear off your shoulders. I will not be told who I can and can't talk to by some girl that I'll probably end up breaking up with a few monthes later. So shut up so I can finish talking dammit.
By the way, late night TV sucks. I don't even know why I keep the TV on at night anymore. I think it's for noise. But I have Winamp. Dammit... see what public TV has done to me?
I have a question for you guys. If I take the Gun the Size of my Jetta(tm) and mount it on my Jetta, is it still considered the Gun the Size of my Jetta(tm), or is my Jetta just considered two times bigger? I'm getting really confused about this and it's keeping me up at night. Seriously. It's 4:44AM right now. And that's the only thing I can think of. Personally I think it would still be the Gun the Size of my Jetta(TM!!) if it were mounted up on top, but some might say that on account of it being mounted, it would then become a part of the Jetta it's sopposed to be bigger than. Then it would no longer be TGTSOMJ (if you can't figure out what that stands for, I command you to find a rock and continue beating it into your head) but rather just a Gun Jetta that's Twice as Big(no TM here, that's just stupid).
Ah, who am I kidding, I wouldn't mount that gun on my Jetta. I much preferr the mobility and accuracy of being able to hand aim it! But remember this is a really large gun, only people like me (who are gods, which you are not, because I am God, singular, meaning that there are no people like me HAHAHA!) have the strength to wield that type of power.
Oh yeah, and please direct all your hate-mail to Disney. They listen to you, because they are bleeding hearts, not a greedy soul sucking corporation. Maybe if I get a letter from Disney to calm down because I offended someone, I'll listen.
On the other hand, I would more likely travel to Disneyland and try out my Gun the Size of my Jetta on the friggin Pirates of the Politically Correct Caribiean. Argh matey! I don't loot or pillage anymore because Disney are pussies, and don't want to piss off well paying customers! Argh! *bam bam bam* Argh! Ye shot me matey! "Ya damn skippy bitch! Now wheres that friggin parrot?"
