Teh Randomness!

I would like to start off this Randomness by saying "Fuck you, you attention whoring David Blaine." Seriously, what the hell is your problem? Go up, sit in a box for 44 days and starve yourself? For what? I'll tell you what, for publicity. Thusly so you are an attention whore. If the media decided to report every person that has gone more than 20 days without food then the news would be flooded with this crap. And that's just Euthiopia alone. You know what, I hope something happens to your ass while you are in the hospital so you do fall over and die. Bitch. The only person that's more of a loser than you are, is that dumb ass that came every day for 8 hours from Cleveland with signs. You are probably this guys hero for some unknown reason, and he doesn't even realize that you aren't doing a damn thing.

On to other crap: Let's face it TV sucks these days. We are flooded with reality shows, and home make over shows, and coverage of dumbasses dangling in a box in london on a daily basis, and people are just eating this crap up. Why are people eating this crap up? I've said it before and I'll say it again:

People are idiots.

Reality shows are shit. If I wanted to watch some whiney ass white dude complaining about how everyone on the island/in the house/under the sea is plotting against him, I would start stalking paranoid schizos. Of course who is to blame other than my favorite thing to hate: MTV. The Real World is what started it off. What's real about this show, other than the fact that they are wasting real peoples time? I watched the show once, promptly vomited and threw my TV out the window. You know when TV started going bad? When people started cancelling shows like Family Guy, and Futurerama so they could make more time for this Survivor crap. Temptation Island? What is this? A bunch of losers that want to get a divorce for money.

Seen these new shows about college called Fraternity Boys and Soirity Girls? You know what, if I go to college, and I even see a MTV camera man, I'm punching his shit out, and selling his camera on Ebay.

Guess who's pissed today? :P

But something that recently came to my attention has pissed me off more than all those other things combined. You see, Capcom released a game called Steel Battalion. It was a giant mech game, not unlike Mechwarrior, but it came with this controller that had 40 buttons, two joysticks, foot pedels, and other stuff. Basically it was the most realistic mech controller ever. They were selling it for some odd 200 dollars or something. Unfortunatly unless you frequented sites like Gamestop.com, or Capcoms site, and didn't get your pre-order in, you were screwed. Especially if you didn't keep visiting Capcom's site because they kept changing the release date. NOW said game has been sold, AND DISCONTINUED! That means the only place I can get the game is from Ebay. That means that the game is going to cost me TWICE what it originally would have. But I'm going to bide my time and wait for the sequel to come out and see if they package it with a controller. If they do I'll be one of the first on the pre-order lists. If they dont... it's off to ebay for me, and harshly worded letters with white powder sent to Capcom.

Why do I get the feeling they would be more likely to snort that powder than anything else? Bah, People are idiots... untill next time: STFU n00b! I pwns j00!