FAQ
Q: What does FAQ stand for?
A: Frequently asked question you stupid asshole! But not
frequently asked...
Q: Who made this cool site? (I flattered
myself)
A: Of course... it's Ovan!
Q: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if
a wood chuck could chuck wood?
A: What am I? Some kind of expert would just hang around and
answer stupid questions
that were created by myself? Jeez.... Ask Jeeves! And it's woodchuck!
Q: There's a problem while surfing your
site...
A: Is that even a question.... that's a frickin' concern for
crying out loud!
well... email me and report the
problem in details so I could fix it!
Q: I couldn't listen to your songs or
unoffical Dragon Tales episodes...
A: Damn you Ovan, another concern... go and download realplayer
at www.real.com
Q: You are funny Ovan...
A: No comments...
Q: What does FAG stand for?
A: ....................Flush after gush?
Q: Why does "bush" don't have the
"ush" sound?
A: Write a letter to Bush and demand to change "bush"
to "boosh"
Q: Some of your links doesn't work... What
should I do?
A: You smart-ass, changing a concern to a question eh? If you saw
"TEMP. DOWN",
that means that you have to wait until the sign is off to go
there! If not.... check the forth
question...
Q: Is that "fourth"?
A: Yes, and I meant to do that, you don't have a sense of humor
don't you?
Q: No I don't have a sense of humor.... What
shoud I do?
A: Either hang yourself or go here! (If you're using
Internet Explorer 4.0 or higher)
Q: I'm not using IE 4.0 or higher...
A: Another concern eh? Well... then you're not up to date
lame-ass!
Q: Can I say good bye to you and wait until
you have more questions to ask?
A: Yes, bye bye!
Q: Bye!
A: Bye..................................................(son of a
b...)!