Games in the future (or next month)

 

Games, like video games... there's always new video games!
Here's a preview of some video games:

 

ACTION:
Tomb Raider V: The Inferno Chance
- I heard that Lara Croft died in Tomb Raider IV! So... I guess that Lara Croft will fight 
  "you know who" (NOTE: NOT THAT GUY IN HARRY POTTER) and get her chance back in life!

 

Norkimo
- After "Omikron"... there's Norkimo! A game about the past... There's only one sucky character in the 
whole game! It's you vs you! Pedestrian...... you! Now on game boy color! 
WITH THE SAME BLURRY EFFECT!!!

 

GTP
- A.K.A Grand Theft People! Well, there's nothing to it... you hijack people and drive them around in
  a Top View look city! Like Massiah... just... different...!

 

SIMULATION
SIM%#^$#!@^!%
- Make your own %&^$@*^%# in minutes! Now scroll your %^@$ down! %#^@%&@$^ you %^&%##$^!
  %^@$*@^$&$@$&$^@!

 

Flight Simulator 3000
- Now the game comes with mind controller... you crash... you got shock...... physicly!

 

Groovy Taxi
- You heard of "Crazy Taxi" right... here's Groovy Taxi with John Travota! GROOVY!

 

RPG
First Fantasy 10
- "Final Fantasy" Same kind... Sometime same characters sometime different characters! 
  NOW THERE'S FIRST FANTASY! We hate... not love! Final Fantasy's sad... because it's final! 
(final offer) and expansive! Now First Fantasy...... is really cheap!

 

Pokémon Rainbow
- You saw red, you saw blue, you saw yellow, you saw gold, you saw sliver! Now there's rainbow!
  Ash is happy! Everyone is happy! HAPPY!

 

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