LIFE FOR DUMMIES™
From the people who brought you...
Swimming on cement for dummies™ and Cook on your daddy for dummies™!
We're gonna guide you to your... life!
HERE GOES!!! HEHEHE!!!
1. If you saved a person's life... you can't kill a person in return
2. Do not sneeze while you're facing at the fan
3. For celebrities... Do not sneeze while you're facing at YOUR fans!
4. For sluts... You can't ask people on a price check on yourself!
5. You can't buy a vowel on spelling bee!
6. Remember the difference between TV sets and TV sex!
7. You're Mom is a woman and your Dad is a man!
8. Shaving cream is NOT whipping cream!
9. Playstation is a game system! Not a porn magazine!
10. Tic-Tac-Toe is a game... not foot cleaning service!
11. Godzilla is not god!
12. Crayola in not a car!
13. slim shady is not a diet drink!
14. Never thank a burglar for stealing your stuff!
15. Don't even try to help them for stealing your stuff!
16. Don't fill your pool with a fire hose!
17. Cement is not a dessert!
18. pumpkin is not an adult toy!
19. AOL does not stand for Adult Operating Loudly
20. Chips Ahoy is not a ship!
21. There's a difference between "It's 2 Pac, man!" and "It's 2, Pac-Man!"
22. Macy Gray is not a store!
23. "Shut your pie hole"---- "Pie hole" means MOUTH!
24. I'm not a Jedi!
25. Yoga is not Yoda!
26. Yoda can't do yoga while drinking Coca Cola with Sammy Sosa! (sponsered by Pepsi)
27. Boys don't cry... they sob!
28. What a girl wants? What a girl needs? N' SYNC!
29. Britney Spears is not Lucky! Then who's a Lucky? Albertsons!
30. What a guy wants? What a guy needs? Positivly another girl!
31. heheheheh... Kindergarden slumber party...
32. Never judge a person on how their girl/boyfriend looks like!
32. Judge the inner beauty... (ex. the lungs, the intestinces, the liver...)
33. The cereal "Honeycomb" doesn't incluce bees!
34. I feel kinda sorry for that silly rabbit!
35. Mom, why is that coco puffs bird sounds like Mickey Mouse?
36. Never give up, and beyond! To infinity, never surrender!
37. Slience is golden... but why are those rappers that rich?
38. Curious george... why not in the zoo?
39. Did Dr. Seuss wrote Mother Goose? If not, then whose Mother Goose who wrote?
40. Janet Jackson... doesn't really matter if she made it to the grammy. All she can do is scream!
41. It doesn't matter if I'm cooking rocks or not!
42. Is there a difference between Max Steel and Action Man?
43. Mojo Jojo work your mojo!
44. Warning: When you have read this message... you have read the Warning message on this page!
45. How could they rebuild New York that fast if they get damaged a lot from those movies?
46. If you ask that question... they still won't give you free tapes of Movie Magic!
47. Joanna Dark is... Dark Angel....... wait!
48. If you don't know who Joanna Dark is... you never watched TV! (wait... no....)
49. Buy "Duke Nukem: The Land of the Babes" now! Before it's too late to know who Duke is!
50. Does this sentence scared you? (welcome back to 1993!)
51. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah...
52. Your grandma needs more grandkids.
53. Doggy's Angels should have a movie
54. Dre-do Dre-do Dre-do, I made you out of episodes
55. Waldo Waldo Waldo, I made you out of colonies
56. hippo hippo hippo, I made you out of hips
57. number fifty-seven, number fifty-seven...
58. this site scares me: http://www.glink.net.hk/~gotoh/quo2/ovan.html
59. "I don't think you shoud do that, Tommy." said Chucky.
60. Features: Single- or turn-based two-person play, Internet play allows you to play against your friends on MSN Gaming Zone...
61. Total fat 10g, saturrated fat 2.5g, Cholesterol 0mg, Sodium 290mg, Total Carbohydrate 15g
62. Britney Britney Britney, I made you out of strongs
63. ollej is jello backwards... olle-j sounds like O.J.
64. Phillip said, "It's O.J. all over again!"
65. MESSAGE: Ignore this message
66. Ignore this button
67. A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train?
68. This line holds up 31 bytes
. God... that's a naughty number!
70. Read this out loud: ¨Çè̾ªìð¤æâÖü
71-? is on Lfd2: The Saga Continues in the funnier page