SPORTS SUX!
Sports sucks! I mean really sucks! Check out my explaination
of different sports below!
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Soccer: n. [SHOCK_HER]
1. A game for people who kick balls a lot!
2. The ball has to be kicked into the net in order to get points!
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Football: n. [foota_ballililil]
1. If you got the ball... people will tackle you...... and the ball will slip out off your sack!
2. It's not allowed to think about the 1-800-co*n*ct number or the B*rg*r Ki** commercial while playing the game!
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Golf: n. [go_fff]
1. A game with a big field, a big collection of sticks, a big crowd looking at you, and a really small ball!
2. This is not pool... it's golf! And this is call putting see! We'll get to pool later!
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Swimming: n. [SWEEMMINK]
1. No one cares if you are Aquaman!
2. STOP WONDERING THAT IF THEY DO HAVE A SWIMMING GAME ON PLAYSTATION!!!
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Pool: n. [POOR]
1. You can't dive into the pool!
2. 9 balls? That's too much!!!
3. Weeeee! Ballie going around and around!
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Tennis: n. [TANNEST]
1. Left, right, left, right... remember to go to the doctor after the game!
2. And have a Tennis is Totally not for Tennors who likes to play Tetris with Their Tummy Tip-Toed To Texas To Tangle Three Thirsty Tails Together at The Time of Three Twenty Tuesday!
3. No... you can't use ping pong balls, that's cheating!
4. Dennis rhymes with tennis, but Dennis Rodman won't play tennis!
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Ping Pong: n. [PINK_PONK]
1. No... you can't use tennis balls, that's cheating!
2. No... you can't use eggs, that's cheating!
3. REMEMBER! Ping pong is the 3D one, and Pong is the 2D one!
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Grand Prix Racing: n. [GRANNY_PICK_RAISINS]
1. KID: Look mommy here comes another one! MOM: Yeah sure!
2. Come on crash! CRASH DARN IT!
3. Ow my ears!
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Basketball: n. [Baskin 31 ball]
1. I wonder what would happen if you put Nitrogen in the ball...
2. Harry, get off the broom... no cheating!
3. They should have a game called "COURT RAIDER: LARA CROFT IN HER NBA ADVENTURE"
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That's all for now!