SPORT SUCKS 2

Ladis an gentalmun... Spork Shucks @

Sking: v. [S-KEY-INK]

1. People falls a lot! And their backs are always facing up! How about a nice Ice-cream instead!

(some people pees on the snow)

2. You can't ask Tigger to teach you ski jumps!

3. Come on... I see better stuff on 7th Heaven!

Skateboarding: v. [Tung-ni-Horck]

1. I still think that airplanes are better!

2. Skateboards and monster trucks, they're the same!

Sumo: n. [shoe-moe]

1. Stone Cold will loose!

2. Homer Simpson... you're next!

3. Ew... more touching!

Baseball: n. [Beaschbaul]

1. That's a umpire, not empire

2. Hold it Buffy!

3. Hola, Sosa! Soda? Coca Cola? OK!

Beachball: n. [FEMALE-DOG-BALL]

1. Next on Baywatch... more beachball fun!!!

2. Next on Dawsons Creek... hobos with beachballs

3. Next on FRIENDS... Monica stepped on a beachball and go boom!

4. Next on FANatic... crazy girl gives beachball to Ricky Martin

5. Next on 20/20... 20 beachballs!

Hunting: v. [OOH-WABBIT-TWACKS]

1. Never heard of hunting in school...

2. You don't need a gun on Easter!

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