Folken didn’t kill the dragon because he was a coward, but because he was secretly a member of the “Save the Dragons and Hopping Toads Club” and didn’t want everyone to know about the green polka-dot boxers they give away.
Yuuki Miaka is secretly Koishikawa Miki’s evil twin. Or is it the other way around?
Contrary to popular belief, Duo’s Deathscythe Gundam was NEVER intended to have a self-destruct mechanism. Instead, Dr. G configured it so at the press of the self-destruct button, the Deathscythe would begin blaring Rurouni Kenshin’s Sobakasu at full volume. He later disabled it to save Duo’s sanity. What’s left of it.
Hotohori’s power is not to use ki to create a barrier OR master swordsmanship. Hotohori’s power is to make really good okonomiyaki. This is the real reason why Miaka keeps him around.
Ukiyo is a Master Cook, unless splashed with hot water. She fell into a pool of water at Jusenkyo Springs and came out able to cook. Unfortunately, a side effect of this was any other girl near her lost the ability to cook. Obviously she’s visited Tendou Akane, but what is less commonly known is that she has also visited Yurika and Megumi of Nadesico and Yuuki Miaka.
Amiboshi and Suboshi are really the same person, only with a split personality. Both personalities love Yui. No, really. Suboshi just wants to sleep with her, but Amiboshi is trying to save her from calling Seiryuu and having bad things happen to her. Which is why he betrays her. Um. Yeah.
Aerith is not dead. She has moved on and become a Cabbit.
Parn wears his armor throughout the Lodoss War not because he’s paranoid about getting killed without it or even because he’s honoring his father. Parn wears his armor all the time because Deedlit is a nymphomaniac and keeps trying to do unspeakable things to his body.
Heero does not love Duo. Sorry. He doesn’t. He does, however, nourish a burning desire for Trowa, who in turn pines for Heero. Theirs is an unrequited love; neither has the guts to make a move. And these are the fearless Gundam pilots?
Kenshin’s greatest accomplishment was not becoming the most famous and deadly assassin of the samurai era. Kenshin’s greatest accomplishment was doing all that AND convincing everyone that despite wearing pink and having a high voice Kenshin was male. She’s not. But who’s gonna argue with a Hitokiri?
Tamahome really is in it for the money. Highly trained field specialists have studied recordings of bedtime conversations between him and Miaka, only to discover that the sweet nothings he whispers in her ear consist of one word -- “okane . . . oh-kaa-ne! oh . . . ka . . . ne…. okaneokaneokane . . .”
Ayanami Rei and Larva are siblings. Think about it. Neither one talks much, both have blue hair and red eyes. And they’re both a little . . . strange.
Zechs is really Allen Schezar. That’s why everybody likes him, even though he’s basically a bad guy for a large part of Gundam Wing.
Allen Schezar is really Nakago. That’s why everybody hates him, even though all he ever did wrong was be mean to Millerna (and maybe the whole Shiid thing)
Nakago is really Maetel. Now it all begins to make sense, hmm?
The secret of Lain is the Secret of NIMH. Yep, that’s right. Lain was once an ordinary rat, running through the streets and eating garbage with the joy of rattiness inherent to all rats. Poor thing; look at her now.