Bart
Age: 10
Personality: Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, clever.
Known aliases: Rudiger, El Barto, Santos L. Halper.
Abilities: Possesses a huge repertoire of practical jokes and methods of revenge, with antics ranging from vandalism to international fraus. Prank calls to Moe's Tavern are a specialty shared by himself, Lisa, and Laura Powers.
Discoveries: A comet that nearly destroyed Springfield, Blinky the three-eyed fish.
Idol: Krusty the Clown.
Past loves: Jessica Lovejoy, Laura Powers, Rainer Wolfcastle's daughter (voiced by Reese Witherspoon).
Extracurricular: Sawed off the head of a statue of a town founder Jebediah Springfield. Decimated the Australian ecosystem with a bullfrog. Decieved Springfieldians into thinking that a boy named Timmy O' Toole had fallen down one of the town's wells. Made a mockery of a school weather balloon launch by transforming the balloon into an effigy of Principal Skinner. Blew Agnes Skinner off of the commode by throwing a cherry bomb into a toilet in the boy's bathroom. Mistaken for a genius after swapping IQ tests with fourth-grade class brain, Martin Prince. Forced to make antifreeze-laced wine on a student exchange trip to France. Caused marital discord by taking pictures of drunken Homer cavorting with belly-dancer, Princess Kashmir. Lead a war against neighborhood bully, Nelson Muntz. Enjoyed brief, injurious career as a daredevil. Became famous for saying "I didn't do it." Nearly disowned by his sister after ruining her Thanksgiving centerpiece. Deadlocked with Todd Flanders in a minature golf tourney. Saved Mr. Burns's life by donating rare double O-negative blood. Led a rebellion at Kamp Krusty. Helped clear Krusty the Clown's name and finger Sideshow Bob in a Kwik-E-Mart robbery framing. Finked on Krusty to the IRS for tax fraud. Won an elephant in a radio contest. Served a brief stint as Mr. Burns's heir. Sold his soul for five dollars. Stole a videogame from Try 'n' Save causing his mother to almost not love him. Shaved Lisa's head as a child. Broke his arm falling down the stairs while being babysitted by Lisa. Glued random objects to his head with crazy glue.
