Age: 36
Weight: Between 239 and 260 lbs.
Occupation: Sector 7G, safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. (Holds plant record for most years worked at an entry-level position.)
Awards: The C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence, Employee of the Month at the SNPP, SNPP Belching Contest Winner, Grammy Award for "Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word, or BArbershop Album of the Year" for his work with the Be Sharps, and High school reunion strophies for most weight gained, most hair lost, most improved odor, and person who travelled the least distance.
Favorite foods: Donuts, Pork Rinds Light, Chippos, Krusty Burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, and honey roasted peanuts.
Favorite beverage: Duff Beer (and occasionally Red Tick Beer and of course Flaming Homer/Moe's)
Surgeries: A triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of the aforementioned foods.
Favorite pastime: Sitting on the couch while watching TV and drinking beer.
Favorite store: The Kwik-E-Mart.
Says: "D'oh!" when upset, "Mmm..." when tempted.
Extracurricular: Mistaken for Bigfoot. Mascot for Springfield Isotopes. Committed to a mental institution. Manager for country singer Lurleen Lumpkin. Proprietor of the Mr. PLow snowplowing service. Member of the Be Sharps barbershop quartet. Went into space as a NASA astronaut. Charged with sexual harassment for pilling a gummi Venus de Milo off a babysitter's backside. Neighbor of former president George Bush. Cannonball target with traveling freak show at Hullabalooza. Unknoing assistant to super-terrorist Scorpio in his plot to take over the east coast. Boxing champion who climbed into the ring with heavyweight champion Drederick Tatem. Member of the elite group of stonecutters, later found to be their chosen one. Alcohol bootleger during short-lived Springfield prohibition. Flirted with homophobia. Voice of the "Itchy and Scratchy" character, "Poochie." Once gained 60 pounds to get on disability. Wore mumu. Recieved salmonella from the Kwik-E-Mart. Went to Las Vegas, got drunk, and married a girl named Amber. Invented the "Flaming Homer" later called the "Flaming Moe" with the secret ingredient of Children's cough syrup. Got kicked out of an all you can eat restaurant after eating the majority of the food available. Temporarily became a food critic. Also became a police officer. Became Springfield's "Safety Man."
