Marge
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Age: 34
Shoe size: 13AA
Familial role: Thread that holds Simpson family together.
Maiden name: Bouvier
Famous for: Her marshmallow squares.
Things occasionally found in her hair: Large sums of money, cats, roosters, bats, and Maggie.
Jobs: Strikebreaking teacher at Springfield Elemmentary, worker at the SNPP, carhop waitress, Springfield police officer, pretzel franchisee.
Criminal record: Convicted of misdemeanor shoplifting, partook in a high speed carchase, temporarily checked into an insane asylum.
Admires: Artie Ziff, Mr. Burns, Moe, Springfield Isotopes player Flash Baylor.
Political affiliations: Mary Bailey supporter. Twice voted for Jimmy Carter.
Hair dye: Blue #56
Favorite singer: Tom Jones
Turn-ons: Having her elbow and ear nibbled, Homer's "Mr. Plow" jacket, Homer's erotica photo album (although mainly for the way the basement was decorated).
Quirks: Cooks with less that eight spices. Believes potatoes are neat. Denied having two of Milhouse's teeth, despite the fact that they were actually in her possession. Often sleeps naked. Has webbed feet. Really truly believes that she has changed Homer since she met him.
Extracurricular: Lead role in community musical production of "Oh! Streetcar." Considered an affair with kegling pro, Jacques. Camu up with the idea for Springfield to host a film festival. Organized town-wide boycott of "Itchy and Scratchy" to eliminate cartoon violence on TV. Developed gambling addiction. Briefly stopped loving son Bart after he shoplifted. Went on lam with criminal neithbor, Ruth Powers. Enjoyed pampering herself after a nervous breakdown at Rancho Relaxo. Conquered a fear of flying after making peace with the fact that her father was a flight attendant. Commissioned by Mr. Burns to paint his portrait. Once encouraged Lisa to smile despite the fact that she was depressed. Possesses the ability to dress and ready Bart and Lisa for school in about a minute. Smuggles candy from the Candy Industry Trade Show. Crashed into the Burlesque House while fighting to have it shut down. Fought against the Monerail by herself.