Name                   Included      Size  Description

 3lovers.wav            23-Jan-2000    45k  Jerry Maguire - Rene Zellwegger
 44-mag.mp3             18-Oct-1999    71k  Dirty Harry - Clint Eastwood
 911_deer_vs_car.wav    08-Mar-2000   739k  Actual humorous 911 call
 937msgs.wav            24-Nov-1999    79k  funny email message
 ah-man.wav             08-Feb-2000    20k  Pulp Fiction - Samuel L. Jackson
 alcohlc.wav            07-Dec-1999    35k  Romy and Michelle
 aliens_movie_1.mp3     10-Jan-2005    18k  Bill Paxton in Aliens
 aliens_movie_2.mp3     10-Jan-2005    19k  Sigourney Weaver in Aliens
 alive.wav              08-Feb-2000    83k  Young Frankenstein - 'It's Alive!' Gene Wilder
 always_be_shorty.mp3   10-Jan-2005    36k  Burt Reynolds & Clint Eastwood
 alwshere.wav           08-Dec-1999    61k  Babylon Five  
 apollo11.mp3           10-Jan-2005   108k  Neil Armstrong lands on the Moon 7/20/1969
 babysitr.wav           10-Dec-1999    23k  Adventures in Babysitting - "Don't mess with the babysitter!"  
 badges.wav             02-Nov-1999    87k  Treasure of the Sierra Madre - "...no stinkin' badges!"
 balls_off.wav          06-Jul-2000   116k  Full Metal Jacket - Drill Sgt.
 bimbo_song.mp3         09-Jan-2005   157k  the Bimbette Lament
 bite.wav               02-Dec-1999    48k  '... we all have to take a bite' - Billy Joe Greenbush
 blockage.wav           23-Jan-2000    84k  'I made you up...' - Sublime
 bobswife.wav           27-Jan-2000   109k  Clint Eastwood & James Woods
 bogus.wav              07-Dec-1999    12k  Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey - Keanu Reeves
 bond.wav               13-Dec-1999    35k  'Bond, James Bond', Roger Moore
 boozer.wav             07-Dec-1999    13k  Romy and Michelle (short)
 born_asshole_song.mp3  10-Jan-2005    47k  The I-95 Song
 Breadman.mp3           09-Jan-2005    35k  "What's happening Jack?"
 bullshit.wav           02-Dec-1999     8k  Jerry Maguire - Cuba Gooding Jr.
 buzzwrng.wav           24-Nov-1999    59k  game show satire
 cableguy.wav           25-May-2001    17k  The Cable Guy - Jim Carey
 casablanca.mp3         10-Jan-2005    37k  Claude Rains & Humphrey Bogart
 caseykc.wav            18-Oct-1999   192k  Casey Kasem in a foul mood
 catmeow.wav            18-Oct-1999    95k  cat meowing
 cereal.wav             08-Dec-1999    18k  Bottom feeders need it - Tom Cruise as Jerry Maguire
 chips.mp3              03-Feb-2000    46k  CHiPs TV series theme
 circle-k.wav           07-Dec-1999    33k  Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
 command.wav            07-Dec-1999    12k  Battlestar Gallactica - Cylon
 coolsftw.wav           07-Dec-1999    54k  'Check out the cool software'
 correcta.wav           27-Oct-1999    15k  Pulp Fiction - Samuel L. Jackson
 custard.mp3            24-Feb-2000    26k  Beatles - I am the Walrus  
 cute.wav               18-Oct-2000    32k  "I can't help it if I'm cute" 
 cyber_hell_song.mp3    13-Apr-2000   170k  To the Gilligans Island tune  
 daisy.wav              08-Dec-1999    11k  Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday in Tombstone 
 dang-me_Miller.mp3     10-Jan-2005    72k  Roger Miller "...oughta take a rope & hang me!"
 dead_or2.wav           02-Dec-1999    27k  Robocop
 dead_planet.mp3        10-Jan-2005    40k  Planet Of The Apes intro
 dickens_cider.mp3      16-Apr-2000   192k  Humorous ad parody
 dirtbag.wav            06-Jul-2000    38k  Full Metal Jacket - Drill Sgt. R. Lee Ermey
 dirtywrd.wav           02-Dec-1999    28k  George Carlin
 door2.wav              27-Oct-1999     8k  sound effect
 doh.au                 08-Feb-2000     5k  Homer Simpson
 ebolasong.mp3          21-Mar-2000    79k  The Ebola Song
 ed_wood_movie.mp3      14-May-2000    26k  Glen Or Glenda movie
 elephant.wav           07-Dec-1999    22k  elephant trumpeting
 eskimo_pussy.mp3       10-Jan-2005    35k  R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket
 excelnt.wav            07-Dec-1999    11k  Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
 exterm.wav             07-Dec-1999    12k  Battlestar Gallactica - TV Series
 f-word_usages.mp3      08-Mar-2000   441k  Proper & humorous F-word usages
 fallen.wav             07-Dec-1999    20k  '... and I can't get up!'
 feelgood.wav           07-Dec-1999    83k  James Brown
 flintfone.wav          04-Feb-2000    41k  Our Man Flint hotline phone
 Flint_Phone.mp3        30-Dec-2008    43k  In Like Flint hotline phone
 freaked.wav            02-Dec-1999    22k  Jerry Maguire
 friday.wav             09-Jul-2000    33k  Smokey from the movie Friday
 fudge_packers.wav      06-Jul-2000   316k  'Ghost Riders In The Sky' parody
 gabbitch.wav           27-Jan-2000    63k  Demon Gabrielle - Xena
 gdmorjim.wav           07-Dec-1999     8k  Mission Impossible
 gerbil_trouble.mp3     17-Mar-2000   620k  Humorous radio report
 goodwtch.wav           18-Oct-1999    27k  Wizard of OZ - Glenda
 grasshop.wav           08-Feb-2000    75k  Kung Fu - the series
 greatday.wav           08-Feb-2000    33k  Jerry Maguire
 greetngs.wav           02-Dec-1999    18k  War Games computer
 halmsg.wav             08-Feb-2000    13k  2001: A Space Odessey - HAL mail message
 hampster.mp3           21-Mar-2000    30k  Hamster Dance Music
 hawaii5o.wav           08-Feb-2000   137k  Hawaii Five-O theme
 heartbreak.wav         04-Nov-1999   282k  Clint Eastwood as Gunney Highway
 hemmies.wav            27-Jul-2001    41k  Hemorrhoid humor
 high-vol.wav           07-Dec-1999   119k  'This should be played at ...'
 hogans.wav             08-Feb-2000   103k  Hogans Heroes theme
 honey_bunny.mp3        10-Jan-2005    31k  Pulp Fiction
 huckle-1.wav           02-Dec-1999    11k  Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday in Tombstone
 I_can_still_feel...mp3 10-Jan-2005   230k  good song by Shawn Jones
 jaggermail.wav         24-Nov-1999    54k  Mick Jagger's email message
 jerrylee.wav           24-Nov-1999    49k  Jerry Lee Lewis
 joey.mp3               10-Jan-2005    15k  Joey Zee greeting
 joey2.mp3              10-Jan-2005    17k  Joey Zee greeting ver. 2
 king_of_the_hill.mp3   10-Jan-2005    43k  Internet is The Beast
 laugh1.mp3             10-Jan-2005    16k  crazy laughter
 legdangl.wav           07-Dec-1999    53k  sound effect
 life.wav               18-Oct-1999    62k  Ferris Bueller's Day Off
 likewedo.wav           07-Dec-1999    70k  The Chronic (Dr. Dre)
 lionsnar.wav           07-Dec-1999    47k  lion roar
 little_dog_too.wav     06-Jul-2000    33k  Wizard Of OZ - Wicked Witch
 looks.wav              27-Oct-1999    41k  Clueless
 madhell.wav            02-Nov-1999    49k  'I'm mad as hell and ...' from Network
 magnum2.wav            19-Oct-1999   273k  Higgins - Magnum P.I.
 malcolm_x_stamp.mp3    08-Mar-2000   839k  Joe complains to Post Office
 man.wav                24-Nov-1999    54k  The Big Lebowski - Jeff Bridges
 manson1.mp3            02-Dec-1999    32k  Charlie Manson, "witch ya"
 manson3.mp3            02-Dec-1999    41k  Charles Manson being his lunatic self
 marching_song.wav      06-Jul-2000   125k  Full Metal Jacket - Drill Sgt.
 mary_rottencrotch.wav  06-Jul-2000    82k  Full Metal Jacket - R. Lee Ermey
 medieval.wav           09-Dec-1999    59k  Gump gets medieval - Pulp Fiction parody
 men-in-blk.wav         27-Oct-1999    65k  Men In Black - promo
 mission.wav            08-Feb-2000    25k  Mission Impossible movie
 missngod.wav           08-Feb-2000    33k  Blues Brothers, 1980 - Dan Ackroyd
 modern_tech.wav        18-Mar-2001    30k  "Isn't Modern Technology Wonderful?"
 moneypit_tom_hanks.mp3 10-Jan-2005    89k  Tom Hanks laughs maniacally
 moron.wav              18-Oct-1999    44k  The Big Lebowski - Jeff Bridges
 mybag.wav              18-Oct-1999    22k  Austin Powers - Mike Myers
 nitemare.wav           18-Oct-1999    51k  My Cousin Vinny - Marisa Tomei
 no-forgv.wav           21-Jan-2000    45k  Pulp Fiction - Samuel L. Jackson
 No_my_brother.mp3      10-Jan-2005    19k  Bad TV ad
 not_in_kansas.wav      06-Jul-2000    27k  Wizard Of OZ - Dorothy to Toto
 nuns.wav               13-Dec-1999   125k  Two Mules For Sister Sara - Clint Eastwood
 okay.wav               07-Dec-1999    23k  'okay!'
 old-bell.wav           24-Feb-2000    51k  Beatles - Daddy's Old Bell  
 opinions.wav           13-Dec-1999    36k  'Opinions are like...', Clint Eastwood
 ordinary.wav           08-Feb-2000    32k  '...ordinary citizens', Robin in Batman TV series
 outer_limits.mp3       09-Jan-2005    85k  Intro from The Outer Limits
 ovaltine.wav           13-Dec-1999    55k  1950s Ovaltine Ad
 parasite.wav           07-Dec-1999    35k  Casablanca - Humphrey Bogart
 parental.wav           08-Feb-2000    15k  Parental Guidance suggested
 parentl2.wav           09-Dec-1999    28k  Parental warning
 password.wav           27-Jan-2000    36k  Babylon 5 - computer
 pawang.wav             07-Dec-1999     4k  sound effect
 pepsi.wav              10-Dec-1999   124k  1940s Pepsi radio ad  
 playgame.wav           27-Oct-1999    22k  War Games computer
 ponch-mail.wav         04-Feb-2000    34k  CHiPs - Ponch's mail 
 postal.wav             29-Feb-2000   114k  going postal at the USPS
 presto.wav             07-Dec-1999     9k  Bullwinkle
 prez_bush_tells...mp3  03-Apr-2000   349k  Satirical President Bush press conference
 put_em_up.wav          06-Jul-2000    15k  Wizard Of OZ - Cowardly Lion
 pwlaff.wav             27-Oct-1999    43k  Pee Wee Herman laugh
 redneck101.mp3         29-Feb-2000   103k  Learn to speak Redneck
 rightturn.wav          27-Oct-1999   128k  Every Which But Loose - Clint Eastwood & Clyde
 roadkill.wav           02-Nov-1999    26k  '... on the Information Highway'
 robocop.wav            27-Oct-1999    41k  '... 20 seconds to comply'
 rockford.wav           09-Jul-2000    56k  Rockford Files answering machine intro James Garner
 rollpapr.wav           07-Dec-1999    29k  sound effect
 roscoe.wav             04-Feb-2000    38k  Dukes of Hazard - Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrain
 rosiedog.wav           07-Dec-1999    36k  Roseanne Barr-Arnold-etc
 rowdy.wav              10-Dec-1999    40k  'All my rowdy friends...' Hank Williams Jr.
 rumble.wav             27-Oct-1999    57k  'Get ready to rumble!'
 sister.wav             02-Dec-1999    38k  Full Metal Jacket - R. Lee Ermey
 skull_f--k.wav         06-Jul-2000    80k  Full Metal Jacket - Drill Sgt.
 smells.wav             02-Dec-1999    20k  Bruce Dern
 smokin.wav             07-Dec-1999    44k  The Mask - Jim Carey
 sprkplug.wav           08-Feb-2000    38k  War Games - The General at NORAD
 spooky.wav             07-Dec-1999     6k  sound effect
 squeeze.wav            08-Feb-2000    71k  Mission Impossible movie
 st-beam.wav            04-Feb-2000    26k  'Beam me up Scottie' James T. Kirk (William Shatner)
 st-ds9.wav             16-Jan-2000    55k  Deep Space Nine theme
 st-spock.wav           04-Feb-2000    19k  Spock (Leonard Nimoy) - 'Fascinating'
 st-tng.wav             16-Jan-2000    55k  Star Trek: The Next Generation theme
 st-voygr.wav           16-Jan-2000    39k  Star Trek Voyager theme
 stains.wav             16-Jan-2000    77k  'mustard colored stains', Maggie Estep
 startrek.wav           07-Dec-1999    54k  Star Trek TOS TV Theme
 stinkin_paws.mp3       10-Jan-2005    26k  Charlton Heston in Planet Of The Apes
 stronger.wav           02-Dec-1999    26k  'what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.'
 stupid-minds.mp3       10-Jan-2005    32k  Ed Woods' Plan 9 From Outer Space
 superman.wav           04-Feb-2000    35k  "Look, up in the sky...", Superman TV series
 surfbird.au            27-Jan-2000    95k  The Trashmen - song
 surfbird.mp3           03-Nov-1999    95k  The Trashmen - song
 surfbird.wav           03-Nov-1999   205k  The Trashmen - song
 tastburg.wav           10-Dec-1999    39k  'That's a tasty burger!', Samuel L. Jackson
 terminat.wav           07-Dec-1999    11k  'I'll be back' - Arnold Schwarzenegger
 thehell.wav            08-Feb-2000    17k  Mission Impossible movie - Tom Cruise
 toilet.wav             27-Oct-1999    91k  sound effect
 trash.wav              07-Dec-1999    36k  sound effect
 twilight_zone.mp3      09-Jul-2000    50k  Rod Serling's Twilight Zone intro
 two-utes.wav           18-Oct-1999    60k  My Cousin Vinny - Joe Pesci & Fred Gwynne
 umbrella.wav           27-Oct-1999    26k  Smokey and the Bandit - Jackie Gleason
 umm-ok.wav             18-Oct-1999    13k  Romy and Michelle
 uncle3.wav             10-Dec-1999    93k  The Man from UNCLE - TV theme  
 vacation.wav           27-Oct-1999    29k  Star Trek - Dr. 'Bones' McCoy 
 vanishing_point.mp3    06-Jan-2005    72k  Vanishing Point movie - Cleavon Little
 vault.wav              07-Dec-1999    17k  sound effect
 w-disney.mp3           13-Dec-1999    79k  Walt Disney opens Disneyland in 1955
 walrus.mp3             24-Feb-2000    28k  Beatles "I am the Walrus" choo-choo-cha-choo
 warning.wav            07-Dec-1999    37k  Lost in Space - robot
 wassup.wav             18-Oct-2000    54k  Budweiser's "Wazzssup" TV Ad
 whip-out.wav           27-Jan-2000    42k  Blazing Saddles - Cleavon Little
 whooaa.wav             10-Dec-1999    16k  Scent Of A Woman - Al Pacino
 wiggle.wav             07-Dec-1999    11k  sound effect
 wipeout.wav            03-Nov-1999    38k  The Troogs - song
 wirehngr.wav           18-Oct-1999    57k  Mommie Dearest movie
 wiseguy.wav            07-Dec-1999    26k  Curley - 3 Stooges
 workwork.wav           27-Oct-1999    42k  '... everybody back to work!'
 what_the_f--k.mp3      21-Jan-2000    12k  Full Metal Jacket - R. Lee Ermey
 xmail.wav              08-Feb-2000    39k  X Files email message
 yesyes.wav             24-Nov-1999    41k  When Harry Met Sally - Meg Ryan
 yourang.wav            07-Dec-1999    24k  Lurch - Addams Family TV series
 yousaid.wav            08-Feb-2000    16k  Mel Blanc
 zedsdead.wav           08-Feb-2000   129k  Pulp Fiction - Bruce Willis