EVIL!

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Mog

this is the list of all the evil that is man made!!!

• STAIRS
  now now i know exactly what your thinking, stairs? what the fuck? how are stairs evil? well for one i'm female with mean that i have to have breasts (shut up drew) which means they have to grow, which means lots of uncomfotable and horribly painfull moments while oh say running or GOING UP AND DOWN STAIRS!!!!
  Secondly stairs are evil because no matter how innocent they may seem they eat your will to live, how many of you have climbed many many many many flights of stairs (not many i'd assume YOU LAZY ELEVATOR PEOPLE!,.... not that i blame you tho,...) and found yourself so close to the top yet for some reason begging passerbyers to push you to your death, or possibly,... oh say staring jealously at the people walk DOWN the stairs and invisioning yourself in there place only plummeting to your doom instead of mearly walking. EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU! PURE EVIL!
  
  
• Non-fat food
  it's simple this isn't purly EVIL it's jusr plain WRONG too!! food is supposed to be fatty and flavorful, you know it's suppoed to make you WANT IT!! not NEED IT!! strip anyway the best part of the food make it low calory nonfat low-sugar with extra calcium and vitamin fortified and what do you get A CHUNK OF FUCKING CARDBOARD deceivingly molded into a foodish shape!! EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!! PURE EVIL!!
  
  
• Glitter
  THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND, you're putting small ground up metal shards onto your face VERY CLOSE TO YER EYES!
  and WHY? "because they like, sparkle and, you know, like look cool and stuff" apparently they also remove one's common sense,... plus,.. sparkles are just girly and EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!! PURE EVIL!!
  
  
• Needles
  a tiny hollow sliver of metal you jam into your flesh, how is this NOT evil they can give shot orally, you can take drugs in other ways damnit, but nooooo everything HAS to be fast, true under certain curcumstances like oh 20cc's of whatever in the emergency room, yes that's not entirly evil.
  but think back to when you were little and you HAD to get those shot to get into school, true there are the few of you who are really mutants and have no fear of the evil that is needles but i know that even you mutants heard the horrible screams of pain and fear coming from the other rooms, which was made those of us who are normal and had to be held down, threatened, or bribed (or all three if you were like me) to get that sharp pointed metal tube jammed into your arm, the whole time the sadistic doctor/nurse telling you now just relax this wont hurt at all.EVIL!! EVIL I TELL YOU!! PURE EVIL!!
  
  
• Heels
  OH SURE! they LOOK good, but try wearing them around all day when you don't really know how to walk in them! PAINFULL AND ANNOYING!
  Whoever designed heel was definatly a sadist and it shows damnit! now i'll admit they aren't especially painfull if you ONLY have to wear them for,... oh i dunno going out for ice cream or some thing like that,... but when you have to actually WEAR them for long periods of time EVIL!! EVIL I TELL YOU!!! PURE EVIL!!!
  
  
• Blue Food Coloring
  ok so maybe this is kinda just,... OK SO IT'S JUST ME!!,... fuck off it's my list,... and you'd think it was evil if YOU were allergic to,... wiat,.. is blue food coloring man made? DAMN!,... oh well i'll "do some research" (shut up you) and find out,... until then,.. EVIL!!! EVIL I TELL YOU!!! PURE EVIL!!!
  
  

this list will grow ass i get off my ass and list the evils, but fear not for i am open to my list, if a valid point is made of a MAN MADE evil running rampent then i will have the evil imps look it over and rate it from one to 17 and a half, if you score high enough to make one of those evil nasty cheeky little imps orgasm in delight then i will add your evil to the list
(WARNING:Imps are poisonous and should not be licked for any reason,... also the things are mean nasty and frankly rude, but on a sidenote if one can be collected and put in the properly fashioned and quatered box, they can paint extremly fast and pass as a makeshift camara)
to contact me about making the imps orgasm simply admit to being a sick bastard

ARE YOU A SICK BASTARD?

yes	no

(NO! imps DON'T blink! now STOP ASKING ME ABOUT IT!!)