Hey these are my quotes about Life, Death, God and Philosophy and also just ones that made me think.
Life Quotes
Its better to waste your youth than do nothing with it.
Life may suck, but it beats the alternative.
Life is a terminal disease.
Life's a bi*ch, and then you die.
I used to have a handle on life – but it broke.
Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.
Don’t take life too seriously – you won’t get out alive.
Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
"Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit." "Er, how so?" "Well, it's sort of orangey-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have half a one for breakfast." - Douglas Adams
Everyone dies, not everyone really lives.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
If life gives you lemons squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes.
Life has to be a test…if it were for real we’d have better instructions.
If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you neven know what your gonna get.
Life is the whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Life sucks, deal with it.
Some people have one of those days, I have one of those lives.
The trouble with real life is that there's no danger music.
If life isn't a game then why are there so many players?
Get busy living, or get busy dying!
Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too. Always tell the truth, say your prayers, hold doors, pull out chairs, easy on the swears. You’re livin proof that dreams come true. I love you and I’m here for you"...Will Smith
Life is like a d*ck - when it gets hard, F*ck it.
When life hands you lemons, stuff them in your bra!
Life is like a broken pencil: completely pointless.
Life is like a box of chocolates, its full of nuts.
When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Nine out of ten things in my life are ironic, the tenth probably is too, I'm just missing the joke.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
We are all sentenced to capital punishment for the crime of living.
"Life.. is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an english toffee, but they're gone too fast, and the taste is...fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."
Life's a bitch. So am I.
The most important thing in life is to love someone. The second most important thing in life is to have someone love you. The third most important thing is to have the first two happen at the same time.
Don't take life seriously -- it isn't permanent.
"We're not here to write songs, we're not here to build bridges, we're here to eat, sleep and fu*k." - Fran Healy
You can't ever learn anything in the world without screwing up once in a while.
Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time
It's not the pace of life that concerns me; it's the sudden stop at the end
Life is a sexually transmited disease
All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific
Life is unsure, always eat your dessert first. - Charlie Brown
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
If all the world is a stage and all the people are merely players, have you ever wondered who the audience is?
Death Quotes
Suicide is a way of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!
Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
Losing a family member is like losing a piece of your heart. Losing a pet is like losing a hand. Losing a boy/girlfriend is like losing part of your mind, but losing a best friend is like dying too.
Save the planet! Kill yourself!
On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick."
“Don’t think of it as dying” said Death “Just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush.”
The dead know only one thing: it is far better to be alive.
You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you’ll dance with the reaper.
They claim that death is our art. I say to them... Well, I don't say anything to them because I kill them.
DON'T ANNOY ME - I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODDIES
What if...Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over?"
Weep not that I have gone, rejoice that I have been.
Death is forever...and does forever have a life to call its own? --Billie Joe Armstrong, from Greenday
Quotes on God
God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road.
The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
Evolution or Creation?
Take a disassembled motor car engine and put it in a container. Shake for 1 million years.
If you don't have a running car by then just accept God.
I think that Judas was the most passionately committed of the disciples and that he betrayed Jesus in order to fulfil the prophecies. Well, that's my theory... I think he took the thirty pieces of silver to convince the Romans that it was a genuine sell-out.
How would you like to spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
"God gave people a mouth that closes and ears that don't, which should tell us something."
Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. teach a man to fish and you feed him for a life time. - from a Christian Aid poster.
The more Son you get, the less likely you will burn.
Rainbows are God's way of letting us know that he will never flood the Earth again. The Rainbow is also to remind us that he has the power to do so, but the heart not to.
"God wisely designed the human body, we can neither pat our own backs nor
kick ourselves too easily."
