O.K. yaz'all theese are my quotes on luv, sex, marriage and that stuff :D.
If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.
"Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile!"
"It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone."
Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids!
Learn from your parent’s mistakes - use birth control!
If young love is just a game then, I must have missed the kick-off. - Blink 182, Going Away To Collage.
They say there are lots of good fish in the sea - but who wants to date fish?
Love is friendship set on fire.
The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay; love isn't love until you give it away.
Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, but a kiss ain’t a kiss with out some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give that tongue some exercise.
It is impossible to love and to be wise.
Our heart has its reasons that reason cannot know.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Love is blind, deaf, dumb and stupid. If I ever find that little turd I'm gonna kill cupid once and for all.
Never judge someone by who they're in love with; judge them by their friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Better to have loved and lost a short person than never to have loved a tall.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. (This shouldnt be a problem for me!!!)
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternising with the enemy.
It's easy to fall in love, but hard to find someone to catch you.
Marriages are made in heaven, but so is thunder and lightning.
Falling in love doesn't kill people. Landing does.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
“Love’s a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girls destination to increase the population for the next generation-do you understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?”
“To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you may be the world.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?”
“Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings up some pretty good questions.”
Sex is a lot like math, you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply!!
Love is a like perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.
Being single is like a vacuum cleaner. It really sucks when you're turned on.
They say love hides behind every corner. Am I walking in circles?
Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven so lets begin.
Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, YES is the answer!
If you love something set it free...if it comes back, it was meant to be. If it continues to fly, let it soar, have faith that God had something better in store.
Don't kiss behind the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbours ain't!!!
True love doesn't have a happy ending. That's because true love doesn't have an ending.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 a minute.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without. - Wheatus
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle, and blows in a fire.
The most important thing in life is to love someone. The second most important thing in life is to have someone love you. The third most important thing is to have the first two happen at the same time.
If you like analyse why certain people end up with certain other people it'll make you wanna KILL yourself.
Procreation does not require changing how you smell, or writing bad poetry, or sacrificing various plants to serve as tokens of affection.
I think therefore I am - single.
Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Kisses are like tears, the only real ones are the ones you can't hold back.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
What would you rather be a WIFE = Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc or a BITCH = Babe In Total Control of Herself?
If you don't get paid then you'll never get laid - Wheatus
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. Mae West
Live for Love, Without Love You Don't Live.
If it's wrong to love you, then my heart just wont let me be right.
If love is shelter, I'm going to walk in the rain.
Love is very real, you will find it someday, but it has one enemy-and that's life
Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Don't you think that people who say it is better to have loved and lost then to never have loved at all, should try it first?
A girl has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one
There is nothing safe about sex. There never will be.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. -- George Burns
I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man. -- Jean Harlow
Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?
Someday your prince will come. Mine got lost took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Should I smile cause we're friends, or cry cause that's all we'll ever be?
Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
