Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
I tried being normal once. . .I didn't like it.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
If ignorance is bliss - you must be orgasmic.
Out of my mind - back in 5 minutes.
Never let your mind wander - it's too little to be allowed out alone.Talking to yourself is a sign of intelligence. Answering yourself however, is a sign of insanity.
One in 4 people are abnormal so think of 3 friends and if they're ok then you're the one.
Look, would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? - Douglas Adams.
Anything that thinks logically can be fooled by something else which thinks at least as logically as it does.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
How come dumb stuff seems so smart while you're doing it?
Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. But crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just crazy.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Common sense is what tells you that the world is flat.
Normal people worry me!
If aliens were looking for intelligent life, why would they land here?
I put the "fun" in dysfunctional.
Don't play stupid with me…I'm better at it.
Everyone has the right to be stupid but some abuse the privilege. There are no stupid questions…just stupid people.
Honesty is the best policy, insanity is the best defence.
I got lost in thought: it was unfamiliar territory.
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Gone crazy…back shortly.
Don't let people drive you crazy, when you know it's within walking distance.
If stupidity got me into this mess, then why can't it get me out?
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
I'm not in denial. I'm just selective about the reality that I choose to accept
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Tell YOUR voices to shut up, coz I can't hear mine!
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message..
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
I can see clearly now, the brain has gone...
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up, and does not stop until you get into school.
I don't have a psychiatrist and I don't want one, because if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
There are two kinds of paranoia: Total, and insufficient. I am both, because if you think you are sufficiently paranoid, you're not.... When everyone IS out to get to you, being paranoid isn't going to help..
We need freedom of speech...so we can identify the idiots.
I'm not going crazy, I'm going sane in crazy world!
You know how dumb the average person is? Well, half the human race is even dumber than that.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
I'm not crazy; I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
Joan of Arc heard voices too.
In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
"They were too young to be properly paranoid."
"And you?"
"Me? I think even I'm out to get me!" - Terry Pratchett, Strata.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Why be normal?
Don't believe everything you think.
