Man who falls in vat of molten glass makes spectacle of himself.
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Man who tell too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who sit on tack get point.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
