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Things to reduce your boredom

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Go skinny dipping

Build a fort

15:32!!!!

Smoke oregano-It doesn't get you high

Get high

Get drunk

Get high off of learning-Read a good book

Write a song

Sneak beer from the fridge, but one at a time so you dont get caught

Sneak over to your friend's house to uhh "study"

Practice escape routes, but don't let the window bite you

Go on the trampoline for hours, but don't fall off or twist your ankle

Read this site over and over until you memorize it

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Turn up some music to full blast, scream the lyrics, and JUMP HA! great song Van Halen kicks ass!

Flash cars from your front window

Play hacky sack every chance you get

Play hacky sack inside the mall

Get kicked out of the mall for playing

Go over to the movies and play there

Play in school every free moment

In school, write lyrics down so you at least look like you're working

Get a note book and write lyrics in it

Write messages on your graphing calculators to your friends

In a quiet, public place play with the ringtones on your phone on the loudest volume

Download music from Overnet-www.overnet.com

Convince your little sibling that there are monsters in their room

Randomly mumble random things when talking to people especially about the alien invasion occuring in 56 minutes

Make up clubs with your friends and make up rules for it

Make up a language with a few people and use it in class or when talking to people you hate

Go to the movies and mall every week and complain about doing so

Make up away messages-as many as you can

Try drinking a whole pot of coffee-mmm COFFEE

See if it really does stunt your growth

Go to Walmart and have cart races through the aisles

Go to various stores and try to beat your friends at getting kicked out first

Watch Dane Cook (he's hilarious)

Read and memorize the phobia list

Call everyone you have a number to

Instant message everyone you have a screen name for

Watch Muffin Films-www.MuffinFilms.com

Borrow someone's cell phone to call your 5th cousin in Italy

"Tell all the English boys you meet about the American boy back in the states The american boy you used to date Who would do anything you say"-sry spasm

Wonder why everyone on your buddy list has their away message on Maybe they're avoiding you Ask them about it

Look at porn

Wonder why the world is against you

Concur it's the way you walk and never walk again

Stare at the sun until it goes black

Watch the clouds go by

Make a coffin and sleep in it

Moon your principal

Moon walk

Practice your Polka outside with your music all the way up

Drink some more coffee

Wonder why your left hand shakes

Take out your anger by smashing all of your AOL disks- Come on you know you have more than a few I personally have at least 27 within my reach

Ride your bike to the movies

Ride your bike evrywhere-only if you can't drive

Go on google(www.google.com) and search random things and see what comes up

Blow bubbles

Make up stupid equations and then convince others that they're true EX-camel+cow=llama

Instant message SmarterChild or AustinPowers and take your anger out on them Its actually pretty funny

Tell someone who you haven't talked to in 4 yrs that "smoking's bad, YO"

Sign up to millions of sites, but put down someone else's e-mail address

Learn to play the guitar

Form a band

Count every penny in your house

Make some cents

With a group of ppl try to get arrested for the most stupid thing any of you can think of

Go streaking

Make up acronyms and use them when talking to ppl but don't let them know what they stand for

Tie someone's shoelaces together

Read the dictionary

Take apart small electronics

Call your mom

Battle crocadiles, snakes, and DINGOS!

Eat tons of waffles

Call up your EX and tell them you love them Then call them again and tell them you hate them

Stand on your head and countdown from infinity

Steal your siblings cds and hide them around the house See how many they can find

Stalk random people..hell even people you know!

Jump into the freezing ocean at 11 o'clock at nite in your boxers

Go swimming at 11'oclock at night in either your boxers or bra and undies

Piss off a Polish dude HERE'S HOW--Go on the swings at Ocean City, Sit with a few friends, Converse, Loudly say that you are gonna sing "i believe I can fly". When the Polish dude just stands next to you, you know you did it. Extra points if he says to stop doing that or you'll get kicked off when you donno what you did.

Jump into a fountain

Eat nachos

Play with a camera phone (make a ballet if your cool enough)

Do the jaguar

Walk around school aimlessly

Fall off your chair

Go to the lake!


A muffin story-Copywrited www.muffinfilms.com

"Have you seen my pants?"
"Maybe they are at the cleaners?"
"No, I am sure they are not."
"Is that so?"
"I am sure of it."
"My head is full of cheese."
"I love the sun."
"Do you find life tiresome?"
"No."
"Let us part."
"Yes, that would be best."
"If i could only find my pants."


Only in Vineland, NJ...

~would people stay at the mall for longer than 6 hours just walking around.
~would someone pay for something costing .51 with a 20$ bill.
~would someone pay for something costing 3.08 with a 50$ bill.
~would people buy their little girls underwear which has on it, on the front "Im bored, When's lunch?"
~would people stay online all night
~can you find 3 ppl in one nite who have never heard "Smoke on the Water" by deep purple..Another kick ass song. Its just weird If you never heard it before e-mail me Ill need 2 help you
~would you get kicked out of the mall for playing hacky sack outside
~would killer frogs attack you as you're riding your moped
~ would you get kicked out of anywhere for playing hacky sack
~would we paint our fences red to go with our schools colors

Other places to look at

Muffin Films!
Dane Cook
Game House
CBGB and omfug
Tomorrow's End-Marc's Band
Overnet-Music download

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