Xander ran his hands down Spike's chest.  Pinching the nipples, "God your chest is so hard, it's like marble.  Your deceptive like marble too.  Marble weathers so easily, it seems hard and unforgiving, but give it a hundred years and it's lost its distinction.  Your so easily put into solution*.  You hide, pretending to be tough, but your really a soft rock, dissolving into carbonic acid*."

 

Xander slowly prepared Spike, slicking his figures and pushing them inside, hitting that sweet spot that he had discovered earlier.  "Of the Four Processes* I think this one is the most enjoyable.  Addition."  Xander hissed in Spike's ear as he slid inside Spike's tight hole in one smooth stroke.

 

Xander thrust harder and harder.  Panting and picking up the rhythm.  "By the time I've finished nailing your ass to the bed I will have broken all your aggregates*.  And instead of a clay film in a Bt layer*, you'll have a Xander film!"  Xander thrust once more, then spasmed, shooting into Spike, which triggered his release.

 

Xander lay on top of Spike, unwilling to pull out just yet.  "What the Hell was that!?!"  Exclaimed Spike.

 

"The best sex you’ve ever had?"  Xander asked, some how managing to pull off the innocent act.

 

"No!  Well alright, yeah it was that, but I meant the talking about soils!  I know I said dirty talk, but well really!"

 

"Liked that did we?"

 

"Don't know why it was a bloody turn on, but it was."

 

"Well you know Heather and her kooky soils classes!"

 

'Pet we're gonna get stuck together if we stay like this."

 

"What don't you want to polyvalent cation bridge* with me?"

 

The End

 

*Colloid-a substance that stays suspended in water when it's mixed in, not a solution.

*Five Factor-Five things that effect weathering of soils: topography (sunlight), parent material (parents, Angelus), organisms (Happy Meals with legs), time, and weather.

*Igneous rock-formed from magma, volcanoes and the like.

*Sedimentary rocks-formed from the weathering of other rocks, like sandstone.

*Metamorphic-rocks formed from pressurizing or heating of other rocks.

*Solution-some rocks are more soluble then others, marble easily goes into solution; granite does not, so when picking out a tombstone, get one that's granite.

*Carbonic Acid-is what marble turns into when it goes into solution.

*Four Processes- the four things that make soil: losses, additions, translocations and transformations.

*Aggregate-a chuck of soil held together by polyvalent cation bridging.

*Clay film- to make a Bt layer you must have a clay film coating.

* polyvalent cation bridging-type of bond that holds humus and clay together.