Interviewer
The Author
Welcome to the hot seat. I'm glad you could get out of the mental institute for this interview.
Mental institute?! What have Kate and Barlow been telling you?!!
I'm glad you brought them up. Now, you invented them, didn’t you?
That’s right.
May I ask…why?!
I get this all the time…I was lonely, O.K.? Lonely and bored, with a lot of spare time on my hands. I really admired Jessie and James and also Clay and Allison (don’t ask me, ask Zelda), so I said to myself, “Hey, Eevee!” “Yes Eevee?” “Why don’t you just, like, you know, make your own Team Rocket characters?” “But how much comedic value will that have?” “Um…a lot? What do you care anyway? As long as it’s mentally scarring, it doesn’t really matter what you do!” “Right on Eevee!” “You know it makes…no sense.”
…*interviewer is now confused as hell*…riiiiight…What’s the biggest argument you’ve had with them…or yourself?
That’s not funny. I was merely illustrating my point in a creative way that also had comedic value. That’s my job.
Sure it is. Now answer the question.
Well I once accidentally set a herd of reindeer on Barlow.
What about Kate?
My Spasm kinda ate her bikini.
You have a Spasm too?
Yeah, but I don’t let it out much as it’s scared of Kate and Barlow’s.
No wonder. Now tell us about the co author Malcolm, what’s he like?
Oh Mal…I don’t think you can describe him. He’s really sweet and I really like him, but he can be a bit on the brainless side though at times.
You tend to hang around with that type a lot, don’t you?
Yes, aren’t I the lucky one?
Now some random questions. What’s your opinion of cheese?
Love the stuff. I could eat four kilos of it.
Fave colour?
Red.
Favourite subject at school?
English of course.
What’s your greatest ambition?
To write something decent for a change.
Any musical talents?
…I can play the saxophone, three types of recorder and also a bit of piano…I can also play the spoons…does that count?
