Interviewer
Jessie
James
Hi guys, welcome to the hot seat. What I'm gonna do is ask you a couple of questions that your fans have been asking.
We have fans?
Yes James.
Ooooh!
I'm glad you said that.
You’re glad?!!
Yes, because we’ve had quite a few questions about your gay laugh/expressions/tendencies/crossdressing. Care to shed any light on this? We’re all dying to know.
Know what?
ARE YOU GAY????!!!
Don’t forget transvestite!
Oh right. No I am not!!
Bisexual?
NO!!
O.K., so you’re totally straight?
Yes!!! Straight as a…straight thing.
*interviewer coughs* gay *cough cough* tranny *cough cough* Oh excuse me, I really should get my throat seen to.
Are you going to ask *me* anything?!
Of course. Are you gay?
*Jessie hits interviewer, preferring violence over words*
O.K…I think that clears that up…so…What’s the deal with Jessie and that guy from Mewtwo Returns?
Oh he was so sweet. Love at first sight, for him. But my heart…*pauses dramatically* is promised to Ja—Team Rocket.
This brings us nicely to Rocketshipping.
*Jessie sweatdrops* Ask James this one.
O.K. Are you and Jessie in any kind of non-platonic relationship?
*James sweatdrops* Um…I’d rather not answer that.
You *would* make a cute couple.
I'm sure we would. We both have excellent fashion sense.
So what’s with the crossdressing?
Umm…
Emily from Derbyshire wrote in with a theory that Jessie is a guy and James is a boy. After all, Jessie can be spelt Jesse and James…well…he does make a convincing woman.
I'm not a guy! This Emily needs a good spanking!
From you?
Yes from—NOOOO! I'm not gay!!!
I'm not saying you’re gay. I'm saying you’re a guy.
RIGHT! THAT’S IT!! I’M LEAVING!!!*door slams*
Well. I’ve got some most…*interesting* answers. Until next time folks!
