Interviewer
Kate
Barlow
Hi Kate and Barlow. Thanks for joining us.
It’s a pleasure!
Happy to be here!
You are?!
Well, we don’t get much publicity.
So just how long have you been in Team Rocket?
As long as Jessie and James!!!
So how come you never appeared before?
The animators don’t like us. Well, actually they don’t like Barlow.
It’s not my fault Spasm nearly destroyed a whole episode!
YOU let it loose!!
It’s always loose!
Umm…moving swiftly on…how and when did you first meet?
We met in Viridian forest. We’d just become trainers and had each caught a Pokemon. I had a Metapod…
And I had a Kakuna. They were battling for three hours.
And Metapod won.
Kakuna won!
Metapod!
Kakuna!
*interviewer decides to prevent a massacre and/or a mud wrestling match* And then what?
We got bored of waiting for the battle to finish and ate A LOT of rare candy.
We just hit it off!
I bet you did. Now some random questions. Have you ever been in a mental institute?
Of course!
That’s where we met the author and she started running…
…or ruining…
…our lives!
Favourite colours?
Blue!
Purple!
Most embarrassing moment?
When Kate died her hair and her face bubblegum pink.
When Barlow got stuck up a flagpole.
Do you wish to donate an organ?
Heck no, but we have a piano we can let go cheap.
