Roy: Okay, so we all know that when it comes to interesting weaponry, Team Rocket are the top of the table. We’ve seen them use everything from fans to frying pans and more. Here we have a list of all the interesting weaponry we can think of… and if you’ve got any that aren’t on the list, please send ‘em in to me (free_tree@moose-mail.com) or Eevee (dovesista@btopenworld.com). Enjoy!
1. The Infamous Paper Fan! Probably Jessie’s most commonly used weapon, pulled from thin air and usually intended to beat James or Meowth to a pulp…
2. The Mallet! Also commonly used on poor James and Meowth by Jessie…
3. The Frying Pan! Another member of Jessie’s personal arsenal, although not so commonly used. I would be interested to know where all these objects are kept…
4. The Fishing Net We’ve all heard James’ infamous speech about “the deadly weapon perfected over thousands of years”. This was used in an attempt to “round up Pikachu”. Needless to say what the outcome was.
5. The Bazooka! This was the brilliant weapon used by Jessie in The Ghost of Maiden’s Peak to get the maiden to let go of James, and it worked. Never underestimate the power of the bazooka!
6. James’ Right Foot! Well , most of us have seen what happens if this is put to use… instant evolution! However in the case of Magikarp this is probably not a good idea… Oh well, better to learn late than never, huh, James?
7. Meowth’s Claws! These are put to common use on Jessie and James, although I don’t know why he chooses never to use them on the twerps…
8. An Axe! They used this on that Bulbasaur episode in the first season when they were trying to get past those branches in the forest. I downloaded the clip, and, believe me, it took puns to a whole new level.
9. A Saw! Also used in the Bulbasaur episode.
10. Jessie’s Hair! Well, other than being especially stylish, and gravity defying, Jessie’s hair actually has a use, a very painful use. Where her hand can’t reach to whack, her hair will do it for her, so keep your distance, or you could find yourself in pain…
Okay, that’s all for now, folks. Keep sending ‘em in and we’ll give credit!
