THE COLD, HARD TRUTH
Who would you say you hate the most?
Teachers? Your boss? RPers that don't post?
I know of people who Rockets despise
They're evil, and heartless, and make up lies!
They deny them of screen time and make them look dumb,
Ingrates! If it weren't for Team Rocket, they'd be jobless bums!
They have no hearts, and accused James of cheerleading
They poke fun and laugh at all of their pleading!
They always assume that we all love Ash
We need to give their heads a good bash.
They do evil things, like make James look gay.
They don't realise we'll hurt them one day.
When I get to them, they'll wish that I'd leave.
But I couldn't. They insult our lovable thieves.
I'll make them all regret the day
They first made innocent James look gay.
One good thing about evil writers.
They only write, they're sucky fighters.
10 thousand TR fan's fury.
They writers will leave, and in a hurry.
I'm a dedicated fan, so on a whim,
I would probably sic Godzilla on them.
It may sound violent, and a little gory,
But the writers have ruined many a story.
So many times they've made TR look weak.
They'll apologise when they can speak
(Again)
From Ash at first, then Jessiebell,
Hey, writers- listen, and listen well.
We're tired of you making fun of us!
We should push you in front of a moving bus!
We would laugh, others would stare.
Murder's against the law, but we don't care.
Just kidding.
We'd put you on Canable E-bay for bidding.
I do realise that we have our differences.
A few suggestions, though, for future references.
Give us a chance, we're better than that.
Do it if you want to keep wearing hats.
Stop making James look so frighteningly gay.
If not, a large rock on your head I will lay.
He's done nothing to you, nothing at all!
Quit picking on him before I kick your shins
He's harmless as the angels above,
So think before you mock my love
You may think Team Rocket's a dud,
But don't let me know you said that, bud.
