ROY: How can you not love Kermit? He’s so…green!
EEVEE: Did you like my story then?
ROY: What story?
EEVEE: My story!
ROY: What story?!
EEVEE: Well, it obviously stuck with you then.
ROY: Oh that story! The story that I read!
ROY: *to Eevee* I just imagined your finger with a jacket on. We should get it a selection of clothing. It should have a name.
ROY: *to Eevee* One day you will end up in an insane asylum and you will not be bored because you will have yourself to talk to.
ROY: What is your obsession with cheese?!
EEVEE: I just like it!!
EEVEE: And what do YOU do in your spare time?
ROY: *in dodgy tones* Wouldn’t YOU like to know!
EEVEE: I need to rub myself with salt now…must be pure…
ROY: Isn’t salt a flavouring?
ROY: Wow! I’m quite funny!
ROY: I never knew I could find the Scooby-Doo theme tune so frightening!
ROY: You know that thing in the corner? Doesn’t it remind you of a paw?
ROY: Can you imagine using ice cream as a currency?
ROY: You know, it’s quite distracting when you write down everything I say.
