Chavs are mean people who insult poor innocent grebs and weirdos like me, MMMF and Roy. They also tuck their trousers into their big suede bots and wear dodgy caps.
So MMMF decied that the best way to discourage them from being mean was to laugh at them, thus 'slaying' them. So she was transformed from MMMF (pronouced Muff) into MMMFY (pronounced Muffy)...MMMFY THE CHAV SLAYER!!!
But MMMFY couldn't do it alone. She needed a Watcher. This is where I come in. As her Watcher, Emilyflower, I advise and guide her in the ways of Chav Slaying. I also drink a lot of tea and like to wear tweed. I'm also now very fond of books and have recently applied for a job as a librarian.
And where would a Slayer be without her Slayerette, Roy?
And thus, a Chav Slayer was born.
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: did u know eevee that i h8 Roy
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: and roy h8s me
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: SHE CALLED ME A LOON
willowtreeofpeace: no i luv u maddi!!! u just scar...and scare me
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: :-(
willowtreeofpeace: but u no how messed up i am
willowtreeofpeace: I LUV U!!!!
eeveekitty85: FIGHT FIGHT!!!
willowtreeofpeace: please forgive me!!!!
eeveekitty85: JERRY JERRY
eeveekitty85: FIGHT FIGHT
willowtreeofpeace: MMMF!!!!!!!!
eeveekitty85: JERRY JERRY
willowtreeofpeace: WHERE’D MMMF GO!?!?!?
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: EEVEE SHES MEAN TO ME
eeveekitty85: I KNOW JERRY JERRY
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: eevee tell roy that i think she is mean
eeveekitty85: FIGHT FIGHT
eeveekitty85: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
eeveekitty85: FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
willowtreeofpeace: eevee!!!!!! stop encouraging wars...n one will vote for u when it comes to the elections
eeveekitty85: FIGHT FIGHT!!
eeveekitty85: JERRY!!!!!!!
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: I WILL VOTE FOR YOU EEVEE
eeveekitty85: YAY!
eeveekitty85: FIGHT!
eeveekitty85: JERRY!
eeveekitty85: ETC!
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: ros is sooooooooo mean
eeveekitty85: ETC!
willowtreeofpeace: nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs very very far away and cowers in corner*
willowtreeofpeace: :-(
eeveekitty85: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
eeveekitty85: Oh no!
eeveekitty85: Roy's crying!
willowtreeofpeace: :-(
eeveekitty85: MMMF do something!
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: its cuz she can’t handle how mean she is
eeveekitty85: err...er...rock a bye roy on the tree top...
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: how much she hurt me
eeveekitty85: shush MMMFY
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: :-( my heart is broken
eeveekitty85: when the wind blows
willowtreeofpeace: i cud mend it with scalpel...*sniff*
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: NO
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: my heart is broken 4eva
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: cuz of U!!!!!!!!!
eeveekitty85: WILL YOU TWO JUST CALM DOWN AND SHUT UP?! DON'T YOU SEE MMMFY?! ROY LOVES YOU!!!
willowtreeofpeace: I DO!!!!!!!
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: roy was mean
willowtreeofpeace: :-(
eeveekitty85: As your Watcher Emilyflower I am telling you to forgive her
willowtreeofpeace: I LUV U!!!!!!!
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: she ripped my heart out and stamped on it
eeveekitty85: I am COMMANDING you to forgive her
willowtreeofpeace: I DIDN'T...I WAS TRYING TO CRADLE IT IN MY ARMS!!!!
eeveekitty85: MMMFY! You know what happens to Chav Slayers who don't forgive! eeveekitty85: That's right!
eeveekitty85: The Council and I will attack you with KSpork 2010s!
willowtreeofpeace: ...wot the?
eeveekitty85: Roy keep out of this
eeveekitty85: this is between me and my chav slayer
willowtreeofpeace: i intend 2 keep out of it, you scare and disturb me
eeveekitty85: mmmfy? are u even listening to me?
willowtreeofpeace: :-(
eeveekitty85: don't cry roy!
willowtreeofpeace: where’d mmmf go?
eeveekitty85: mmmfy?
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: da moon
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: where all bad chav slayers go
eeveekitty85: YOU WON’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY!!!!!
eeveekitty85: *EXPLOSION*
willowtreeofpeace: *steps away in concern...*
willowtreeofpeace: she’s GONNA BLOW!!!!!!!
eeveekitty85: i already have you loon
eeveekitty85: do i have to do it again?
eeveekitty85: OK
eeveekitty85: *EXPLOSION*
mmmfy_the_chav_slayer: oh no
eeveekitty85: g2g, mum and me are watching little shop of horrors! (yes, this was the first time I watched Little Shop of Horrors, the best film in the world...and I’ve never looked back...I only wonder how I survived before it!!)
eeveekitty85: Bye bye!
willowtreeofpeace: I’m just digging myself a grave here
eeveekitty85: Bye!!
willowtreeofpeace: ciao!!
MMMF: good bye
