The entire Sonic crew went to live in the Hong Kong Chop-Suey (Chop Soo-yee) hotel. They were driving in a limo there, because Knux made big money from his job. ((A picture of Knux for 200$ U.S. EvErYbOdY bought one o_O )) As they climbed on the limo, Shadow in the back, had hurled himself forward, shoving everyone into the limo, Sonic in the lead. Smushed by the crowd, he muttered (you don't expect him to talk with Eggman's butt in his face, do you?), "What the devil are you doing, Shadow?!"

Shadow, on top of Sonia, followed by Knuckles (Sonia was blushing) , Rouge, (Knuckles was just as red as Sonia), Manic, (who was red with anger) , Cream, Cheese, (who's ball on top its head was squashed flat. "My goodness, Cream, how much do you weigh?!" cried Cheese), and etc all the way down to Eggman who was enjoying placing his abnormally garganduate butt in Sonic's face.

"Ghost...ghost...." whispered Shadow, as white as your garbage bin. "Out.....there.."

"Ghost of who?" growled Sonic, Eggman now grinning broadly as his stinky bottom filled the entire room with his smell. Sonic was whining painfully. "I thought you liked Maria."

Well, the limo drove to the Chop-Suey hotel, while Amy was shouting out compliments about the veiw. "Oh, Sonic, isn't Hong Kong beautiful?" she sighed, as they passed an old man spitting his saliva on the road. "Right," mumbled Sonic, who couldn't see a thing but two large chunks of what seemed like 'Eggs'. Cheese, who had wings, flew happily out the crowd, as the rest of the people scowling at it. (All except poor Sonic.)

They soon arrived in Chop-Suey, Knuckles standing impressively in the lead. Sonia was frozen and the color of fire. Rouge just glared at her in the most deepest revoltion. They stepped into the shining hall. A man walked toward them and said, "Ni Hao. Huan Ying Dao Chop-Suey Lu Guan. Ni Men De Fang Jian Zhai Di Shi Ba Lo. Yao Shi Qing Zhai Guei Tai Na. Xie Xie." his butler-ish head turned automatically at Sonic's once-handsome, now ugly, dirty and squashed face, and said, "Qing Bu Yao Ba Ni De Lian Fang Zhai Di Shang. Xian xi yi xi."

Tails, who can understand Mandarin, burst out laughing and chuckled, "He said, pick up your keys at the main counter. Your rooms are on the 18th floor. Then he said, please do not smash your dirty face onto our beautiful, clean, floor; please wash it first." The crowd exploded and roared with laughter, and Sonic said loudly, "Thats the last thing I ever wanted to hear from you, Tails." and stormed off through a door. Even the slam rang above all the sound.

"That's not the bathroom," whispered Manic, and the gang burst again. Sonic stormed out of the unknown room, covered in dirty laundry. That was nothing but the cleaning room, and sonic fell down the laundry chute.

Soon, Sonic was cleaned off, they were at the table in various disguises, as there was a sign that said, "No animals, and especially NO FAT MEN!" Eggman had to wear a panty-hose and had to borrow Rouge's makeup kit to make him look more like a girl. It never said no fat women. He smacked his ultra-fat lips not-so-delicately, and waved his hairy arms impatiently. Sonia twitched uncontrollably as Eggman was wearing her ballet dress, which was nearly ripped to pieces.

Hundreds of dishes were served in front of them, including Pork, Beef, Beijing Duck (seriously, Beijing duck is DELICIOUS! ^-^) , corn, sausages, fortune cookies... fortune cookies. Shadow turned icy cold and pale....