All the little kiddies should know Barney! He's a purple dinosaur of our imagination. He teaches us 'A, B, C's and how to play pretend! Do *I* watch Barney? Why should you know if I do? Busy body! This interview is quite short!
Emmer: Barney!
Barney: Oh! Why hello there! And who may you be?
Emmer: I'm Emerald Space2! I'm here to interview you!
Barney: *jumps up and down* Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! What will your first question be?
Emmer: What do you think of Sonic the hedgehog?
Barney: I haven't met him! But I got an idea how to meet him right now!
Emmer: Wow! Really?
Barney: Oh yes! Just close your eyes and we'll use our imagination!
Emmer: Oh, wonderful....
Barney: Yes! It's wonderful! You don't seem very happy! Maybe I can cheer you up with a song!
Emmer: But I haven't finished interviewing--
Barney: *starts singing* I love you, you love me. We're best friends like friends should be with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you--
Emmer: O.O!! Aaaaaaahh!!!!! *runs away screaming her head off*
