The Pumpkin Times / Only available during midnight.
ARK! UFO!
Pumpkin Hill - There had been reports by the scarecrows that a UFO has been sighted.
Unfortunately, it wasn't really a UFO, but the space colony, ARK that was supposed to crash Earth and being destruction to our planet. It was traumatizing for us reporters that it didn't managed to crash Earth and kill all life on it. We, of course, have no worries since we're lifeless, practically immortal, but those humans went mad, crying and screaming. We shall never understand them. - Mr Ghostie
UFO? No, ARK! Although we did not managed to capture a picture of the ARK, we grouped all of our great ghostie artists together and came up with this to show the whole of Pumpkin Hill.RED EVIL CREATURE WANTED!!
Pumpkin Mountain - There has been complaints by the pumpkins that an evil foul smelling creature had described the creature as 'tall, monstrous, red-demon, big-footed, slimey-haired'. The Ghost Police Force tries to arrest the creature, but there was no avail, since he had brutally punched them. He is now wanted, dead or alive. A reward of 1000000 lashings will be given. - Mr Pumpkie
WANTED FOR INTERRUPTING PEACE AND RUINING SOIL!MAKE A WISH....
Pumpkin Hill - A strange shooting star had been spotted and many fellow ghosts and fiends made their death wishes. Our Technical Photographic Scarecrows Org has conducted a research on this new star. The head of the organization, Mr Scary, said, "That shooting star is not a rock, whatever it may be." Because of this shooting star's strange animal figure, it is called "The Wailing Star". - Maria Robotnik
This is one heck of a shooting star.
Unbeatable and Unwhipped Rate!
It's an exceptional offer at Pumpkin Hill Hotel
It is a superior discomfort at an irresistible price! Experience 5-star ghoulish luxury with completely enthusiastic service and enjoy the splendor of facilities which will make your stay at Pumpkin Hill a memorable living nightmare.
Package is inclusive of:
- One night accommodation in Death Chamber
- Pumpkin soup for breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner and midnight snack.
- Welcome whippings upon arrival
- Daily 'The Pumpkin Times' that has the ability to show words.
- Free use of the Bloody Mary in the Health Club facilities
- 10% discount at Pumpkin Coffee House. Only pumpkin coffee served.
* Cemetaryview room - additional 30 pounds. Please use hammer.
For reservation, please call I M DED - 3003
