Shout Out for October 24, 2004: This most recent Shout Out goes to Poco, as we were spending a few fond moments discussing his sauceyness tonight. First we discussed how he would for sure go for having meaningless sex with one who needs it (and will remain nameless). Second, he spun me like a top last year in Kelsey's hot tub. That makes for some hot times. Third, that boy knows how to throw a Sexy Party. And finally, he is one of the few loyal people who regularily check up on this here site, so it only seems fitting that he get a place up here. So thats all that I can come up with right now, cause I'm tired and its 4 in the friggin morning. P.S. He has a really hot sister that is a real awesome lay...she told me so, so thats how I know. Shout Out for January 9, 2004: This shout out goes to the ONE the ONLY TON! that's right! she's outta the hospital, kickin' it with her fam in Pickering....doing...the....Pickering family thing? god only knows what I'm talking about... Anyway, Ton gets a shout out cause she's one of the bravest, strongest, bitchiest and shortest of all of our friends... and nobody can deny any of that. Shout Out for September 13, 2003: This Shout Out goes out to my cousin, Dawn for the fucking awsome thing she did yesterday. Ok you have to know a few things before I tell the story...I wish I had a scanner so I could show you what she looked like, but anyways. So you have to know that 1- she works in a mall, managing West 49. 2- she's 30, but looks like she's in her early 20's and is not much bigger than me, and 3- she was wearing a t-shirt - not one that was tight or anything, just a normal shirt- and jeans. The story goes like this... Three real tall black guys, who Dawn guessed were about 15, were real gangsterish complete with the dew-rags and everything, walked by Dawn. One of them happend to say 'Yo look at that slut'. Well this pissed Dawn off so she desided to say something to him. So she goes up to him and says 'Yo! Fuck off! I'm old enough to be your mamma, yo. So show a little fucking respect,' then she gives him the finger and walks off. She said she heard one of them behind him slapping his fingers together saying something like 'Whoa man you got told'. Dawn had to try real hard not to laugh and look like an idiot. That is the best story I've heard in awhile...can't blame them though. She is pretty hot. Shout Out for September 4, 2003: This Shout Out goes out to Gilso for a crazy crazy last night in Stratford...  ...tonight me and Natedogg took Gilson out for drinks as it was his last night in town. I don't know what that kid was on, but he was fucking hilerious. By the end of the night, the two of them managed to polish off 3 pitchers of beer (or was it 4? It might of been 4) and a shot each- Gilson's was Tequila with a ton of Tobasco and Worchester sauce. It smelled nasty. We were having a conversation, and somehow or another Nathan brought up this guy. Gilson said "I don't like that kid" to which I said, "You're just saying that to be a prick." "Duh" was his reply. He filled the night with doing face plants from the benches at Molly Bloom's, drinking tons of Tabasco and Worchester sauce (by the end of the night Gilso was calling it Worcheschesshire sauce- he finished off both bottles), and getting stuck between the boothes as he crawled back and forth underneath them. I just started talking to him on MSN, and he is telling me how him and NateDogg hid all the bike racks at Central, which took them over an hour. The only thing the night lacked was some pirate talkin'. That shit rules. Shout Out for July 29, 2003: This Shout Out goes out to these guys who we picked up on our way to London- they were hitch-hiking. Notice how they are all wiggers and all ugly? I like a guy who isnt afraid to be ugly, wiggerish, and...uh...stupid.  
  I didn't take a picture of Booker or I in the back seat, but here is one of her that I rather enjoyed. She is holding fruit. Shout Out for June 12, 2003: This Shout Out goes out to Emily Lyons (or Emily no.2, in chronological order). I simply had a few interesting pictures to post, so there ya go. Go to the link to see more.  
More Em pics! Shout Out for June 12, 2003: This Shout Out goes out to Erin Booker . Nuff said. Man she is fine. Plus, she is constantly reminding you to have sex, GOOD sex at that. Check out these fine pics I managed to round up.  
 "Had any good sex lately?" "Ton needs a vibrator"
Shout Out for May 26, 2003: This Shout Out goes out to Gilson for going into Kelsey Rae's hot tub naked, getting his 'funk' on with one of my hot friends, then staying up all night only to take the train to Toronto the next day, WITH HIS SOAKING WET UNDERWEAR IN A PLASTIC BAG. HA HA HA HA that shit is gold. Shout Out for March 5, 2003: This Shout Out goes out to Rebekah Hamer. She is up in Edmonton, Alberta, representin' for Stratford, yo. She's turned into a religious hoe, if there is such a thing, and even had to be a monk for a weekend. Ha I would of loved to see that one. Anyho, she's a kife, and for such we love her.  Check out these hotties!Shout Out for January 17, 2003: This Shout Out goes out to Lil' Bow Wow, or as he now likes to be called, Bow Wow (since his voice changed and all). I think you can see why for yourself. Emily and I enjoyed his performance in one "Like Mike," which I got her for Christmas. For some odd reason, she was less than pleased when she opened it and realized what it actually was that I was giving her. What an ungrateful hoe. She'll learn, that one. 
OUCH! He just sets my pants on FIRE!!
Shout Out for November 22, 2002: This Shout Out goes out to Micheal Jackson yet again, cause I learned a new joke. It goes like this... How do you know its bed time at Micheal Jackson's house? Cause the big hand reaches for the little hand! Ha ha ha ha!! Shout Out for November 12, 2002: This Shout Out goes out to Anita Shidt (aka Smidts) for her wonderful performance in her b-ball games today and for staying mad strong against those hoes. Mad props to ya. You, me, and the Snoop-d-o-double-g-izzle (Emily)... The End. 
Shout Out for November 9, 2002: This Shout Out goes out to Christina Aguilera because, in the words of Sarah Michelle Geller on SNL, she's "tired of being a bubblegum-pop hoe, and just wants to be a hoe". I say good for her. Hoes are the heart and soul of this earth, just ask Falsh. Shout Out for November 3, 2002: This Shout Out goes out to Scott my sister's cat, cause he has a fucked up jaw. Good for him. Heh heh. Shout Out for October 31, 2002: This Shout Out goes out to the one and only Prince of Darkness, SATAN on this Halloween. So fuck you all to hell. Mu wa ha ha ha ha. Shout Out for October 10, 2002: I don't feel like making a Shout Out, cause I am tired. Actually, I think I will give a Shout Out to Emily, my kife sister, who successfully grossed me out in a game of 'Would you rather?' against Phil the other eve. For example- Would you rather eat a penis that was baked in jizzum, or bite off your mother's nipple? Oh man, that shit is gold. Gold baby...gold. Shout Out for September 1, 2002: Ok, it's time for another Shout Out. This newest one is quite the head-scratcher. I will have to tell a wee story before I tell you about the actual Shout Out. Well my sister Emily, Phil and I were going out the other day when Emo noticed a dog- a husky no less- wandering around with it's leash dragging behind it. Turns out it was missing, yadda yadda yadda, we called the Humane Society and they were going to find the owners for it. So this new Shout Out is to 'Micheal Jackson the Dog' because, as in the words of my sister Emily- "His face is white but he's really black". I took the liberty of posting such an example of a husky, just incase you are a retard and don't know what one looks like by now. 
Shout Out for August 25, 2002: Alright folks, it's been awhile, but I have come up with another goodie. It probably won't be considered as good as the sexy Shout Out to Boy George, but it will have to do. This new Shout Out goes out to a personal favorite of mine, my hero since my wee years. Everyone raise your glasses to the one and only MADONNNA. And not THE Madonna, but the Madonna of the early years...back when she was cool during the 80's. Take a look-see.   
Shout Out for July 30, 2002: Alright, get ready for this one folks. Over the past little while Natalie, Falsh, Nathanial and myself are once again taking interest in that glorious decade we like to call the 80's. Oh there were our heros...you all remember that Shout Out awhile ago to one Micheal Jackson. But this is even better. Be prepared to fall under the power to the supreme hotness of... BOY GEORGE of the CULTURE CLUB Take a gander for yourself. I assure you, you will not be disappointed.    Source of Photos: http://www.culture-club.co.uk/ Ya, thats right, I went to the Culture Club website. And yes, they still actually have a website. Shout Out for July 27, 2002: Well well well...I am sitting here pondering who this current Shout Out to go to, seeing as it makes a huge difference and all. Hmmm I wonder... Oh! I've got one. I am going to make this Shout Out to those wonderful folks at McDonald's. Without them, I wouldn't have been able to gain 3 pounds in one month...my all time high! How do they do it you ask? Well I can answer you this... a perfect combination of Ronald's hotness and talent, plus just a little bit of sparkle and magic. Excellent. Shout DOWN for July 26, 2002: The team here at Falshyton want to try something new, as it is now recently become necessary. Instead of a Shout Out, we would like to post a Shout Down , thus being the opposite of a Shout Out and commending someone, it will be more like pissing on their shoe in a Royal Doyal fashion. Anyways, getting to business, our first Shout Down is going out to one Phil Stachyra , for his recent actions in dissing Falsh and myself. I will not divulge such details, however I will tell you this- Falsh was pissed the other night at a comment directed towards her (however I am pretty sure that it wasn't meant in a hurtful form...). I myself am pissed that he was just being an ass tonight and said something that was both rude and unkind towards me. However, since we are not getting into details and we haven't even told him that we are pissed and could of probably easily solved this problem if we brought it up, this is probably rendering useless and is pretty much wasting both your time in reading this and my time in writing it. BUT YOU ARE THE ONE WHO KEEPS COMING BACK TO OUR WEBSITE, SO THERE YA GO. That is all. Shout Out for July 23, 2002: Today's Shout Out is going to one Anita Smidts, as she just whined to Falsh and myself about never getting a Shout Out. But for future reference, if anyone whines to us about not having a Shout Out, then you will be killed and de-penised. But Niters is cool cause she is crazy like Falsh and myself, and for that she is blessed. That is all. Shout Out for July 22, 2002: I know we've already given a Shout Out to Ewan Dunbar, but he has to be commended for taking up the dare on my birthday party and walking around naked with nothing but a sock on his shlong. Man, that kid has a lot of pubic hair. However, since the dare also involved sitting on my lap with nothing but the sock on, I am less pleased that he went through with it. Shout Out for June 30, 2002: This new Shout Out goes to one Ryan Doyal. Ryan Doyal is most famously known for having sexual intercourse with the accompanyment of FECES, and also for popularizing "Doyal Speak" (which involves one to speak in question at all times...and for some reason in a really fucked-up, low-toned voice). For example..."I'm Ryan Doyal. Would you like to come into my Poop Cacoon??". Oh my, just thinking about such things makes me tingle. Shout Out for June 27, 2002: This new Shout Out goes to one Emily Hamer. She is in town for a few days, and has been making my life all that much more delightful. However, I was tired today, and thought of her more of a pain in the ass. She is most splendid otherwise, when I am not my bitchy self. She enjoys shoving tampons and pens in my butt, and commenting on how sexual we all are. Much appreciated. I can't wait to hear the news that she has "kicked Bert's ass". Mu wa ha ha ha ha...superb. Shout Out of June 20, 2002: This new Shout Out goes to one Micheal Jackson. Need I say more? The name says it all, baby. Also, there is a joke about wacko Jacko that needs to be heard. What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Micheal Jackson?? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, Micheal Jackson rapes little boys! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! CLASSIC. Shout Out of June 17, 2002: This new Shout Out goes to one Auntie Nanny who is also known as Emily, Omly, Emo, BITCH, lil sis, etc. Seeing as Omly is the only one COOL ENOUGH to come check up on this site regularly, she gets the Shout Out for the rest of the lengthy period of time until I update this thing...which could be quite some time! Maybe even a week!! Holy Moses. Anyho, Omly is quite "special"...and boy do I mean "special" in her own way. She has a way of making anything fucked up, and showing off her sex face to anyone who would like to see it. But right now she is calling every minute from her stupid work cause she's bored and I THINK I AM GOING TO FUCKING RIP OFF HER SCROTUM AND MAKE A PAIR OF BALL EARRINGS WITH A MATCHING VAS DEFERENS NECKLACE...gawd... Shout Out of June 12, 2002: This friggin' Shout Out goes to one Chris King who is more commonly known as Poco. One interesting tidbit about Poco is that last year he walked up to Falsh and said, "You are very attractive, will you sign my yearbook?". Heh thats funny shit. I remember her telling me some crazo guy said that to her and me telling her "That guy is fucked...he said something about me being short the other day. The asshole". As you may have observed on your own, nothing much has changed. Ha ha just kidding...or am I?? Nah, hes cool, listens to David Bowie, rid himself of sick long hair, and PLAYS D&D. Man, anyone who plays D&D is the shit...just look at the other Shout Outs on this site. Shout Out for June 5, 2002 WELL, since Falsh has a growing interest in a life outside the internet (which I personally think is sick and discusting...I mean fuck, people man. They're dirty and shit), its left up to lil (and I do mean lil) 'ol TON to keep this monster going and going strong. I hope I satisfy you all. And if not, you can just bend over and take it up the tail pipe. Anyho, getting to business. Today's Shout Out goes out to...TON. Ya thats right ME . Since Falsh the Whore has seemed to have lost interest in maintaining the dignity of this website, all the responsibility falls on me. So I can make the Shout Outs to whoever I damn well please. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. I'm hoping this post will motivate her to get her ass in line. Otherwise, she will face the damages cumming to her...and boy do I mean cumming. Shout Out for June 3, 2002 Falsh had permission to complete this assignment, however since she's taken it apon herself to be a dirty whore, I guess it slipped her mind. Tomorrow there'll be one, FO SHIZZLE MA NIZZLE (aka "for sure"). And yes, I am aware of what a huge geek I sound like. I'm pretty sure Falsh is gonna ream me in the ass for that one. Crap...it just finished healing too. Shout Out for June 1, 2002 Ya, we were too fucking lazy to do much this week-end, so I am writting this Shout Out without Falsh's approval. So har har Falsh...ya dirty whore. Anyways, getting to business, the Shout Out for today goes to Jeff Brontman, who is more commonly known as simply Brontman or B-man. Brontman looked mighty fine Friday night in his Saturday Night Fever-inspired get-up, and dancing like crazo Micheal Jackson all night (I myself got a peice of that fine-assed dancing myself). Usually a quiet little man, he is quite a barrel of monkeys when he has been drinking and put in the right situation. I am not afraid to say that I would love a chance to "Tap that Ass". Shout Out for May 29, 2002 Today's Shout Out goes to Phil Stachyra and no I don't care if your name is spelled right. Phil has taken a page out of me and ton's book (aka How to Whore) and got some sweet ass in a hot tub with the Milverton Ho... that's right, AARON SHURRIE'S girlfriend. Well done, brother. The best part is, Phil asked her to whack him off, and she did! What a ho. Phil, we really do admire your ability to carry on a conversation while gettin' a piece.... bravo. But, just for the record, if you EVER ask for a piece of ass (from someone else of course) while I'm in the hot tub with you, bad things will happen to you and your children and your children's children. Seriously. And FYI, her name is Christina. Shout Out for May 29, 2002 Today's Shout Out goes to a Mr.Mike Gilson, otherwise known as Crazyhorse. Gilson is quite the ladies man, possibley THE ladies man, and is known for constantly getting a little bit o' ass every now and then from various choice of girlies. He has a love for wrestling, and hates a group of youngin's that go by the name Mixed Woods. Also, he wants a tattoo of the Cat in the Hat, which is just sweet. However, Gilson is especially cool to me because him and I were the only ones would would watch the lesbo porn we rented on my 18th birthday when it got too nasty for Falsh and Nate Dogg. Who knew that a billiard ball could actually fit up there?? Shout Out for May 28, 2002 ---> BONUS! Today's REAL shout out goes to Steve Virgin aka Leapy Leapertons. Stephen is a super cool guy and has fuzzy side burns that tickle when he kisses you. He has his nipples pierced and has been threatened to be hung up by them on more than one occasion... like this one time, he was playing rugby and he forgot to tape his nipple rings down and someone grabbed it and ripped it out, and there was still a chunk of nipple on it. Gross eh? Oh yeah, and Julia got to see his boner yesterday. Yum, delicious. Shout Out for May 28, 2002 Today's Shout Out goes out to my black pussy,Zeke (yes that is a male name, but she is a wee girly cat I can assure you). Zeke is a crazy mofo, but ontop of that, is in heat so is increadibly horney all the time- constantly yowling and rubbing her ass against any hard place. But the coolest reason is her newly improved tail, which we cut and styled ourselves. It looks like a lion's tail (all short except for a poof at the end), but with an orange tip that we bleeched. Ton is a retard and is restricted from any Shout Outs until further notice. The end. Shout Out for May 27, 2002 Today's shout out goes to Tristan... you know, Nate-Dogg's friend. We used to think that Tristan was real sleazy, but then we figured out that he's a lot cooler than originally expected. Tristan is a big fan of Falsh's boobs and Julia's soon-to-be-pink hair, and he's incredibly sarcastic which makes him an Adonis in our eyes. Mr. Tristan, we raise our shirts to you! Shout Out for May 26, 2002 Today's 'Shout Out' goes to a Mr. Ewan Dunbar, for being (in the words of Samual L.Jackon in Pulp Fiction) One Badass Mothafucka... ...and for his love of pineapple juice and beer. We all await for news of Ewan "tapping some ass". Heh. Also, I have noticed that, so far, every shout out has been to the male specimen...will this continue to be the trend?? Stay tuned to find out the mystery to that bone chiller. Oh shit my cat just smashed her head on the table. What a world. Shout Out for May 23, 2002 Today's shout out goes to Nathan Rolleman, simply because he is performing "favours" to have his name mentioned on this supremest of cool sites. Nate Dogg, as he is more commonly known, is an extremely cool guy, not to mention smooth with the ladies. He's into pseudo-fellatio involving suckers, see-thru shirts and wrestling. However, his name has been tarnished as Hulk Hogan did call him a Fag, Brother. |
