Ninjas are mammals. They like to flip out and kill people and cut off heads WHENEVER THEY WANT (which is all the frigging time!). Ninjas hate pirates as the above picture CLEARLY shows! Pirates are STUPID and they are no match for the hard guitar/triangle wailing of the NINJAS! Robert Hamburger is really cool, and you should go to his site right now (link on main page) UNLESS YOU'RE A WHIMP!!
Ninjas are friggin' sweet, but they also have a small weekness, SUPER SCARY GHOST STORIES! Another BURNING hatred Ninjas have is that for gentlemen. I have drawn a super-spooky picture of a Ninja's nightmare, but i haven't scanned it yet, so this totally sweet picture of a Ninja ring will have to do for now.
Ninjas love having fun, flying, wailing hard, cutting off heads and hanging out with their blood brothers forever, Hippos, but they also know when to crack the whip, put their nose to the grind stone and be responsible members of society. Ninjas are my passion! That's what i call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!! Ninjas are so sweet that i want to crap my pants!
