Bored? Now you won't be. Try these helpful tips from the Master of Killing Boredom herself!
Ask yourself stupid questions like...
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
What's another word for synonym?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
How can there be self-help groups?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas station when smoking is prohibited there?
Where are Preparations A through G?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
If an orange is orange, whey isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? - or maybe I'll just have a big bunch of purples.
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain silent?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you discover and an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
How can they tell that twin lobsters are really twins?
How does a thermos know when to keep something hot, hot... and something cold, cold?
What is the speed of dark?
Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings,
Why don't they wear a pair of bras?
Messed up things you never even thought of doing
When you have NOTHING to do
Push your eyes to make an interesting light show only you can see
See how long you can hold yourbreath
Try not to think of polar bears(this is hard because eventually you might forget what you're doing)
Try to scratch yourself with astraw, or at least hurt yourself (thanks to Chris Maire)
Look at something for a while, close your eyes, and then look at it again whilepushing your eyes.
See what'sin your neighbor's trash can
Watch TV, but repeat everythingyou see in an Italian accent
Mute the TV, and make up yourown plots
Pretend all humans will die exceptfor people in the room with you
Step off a curb with your eyesclosed and imagine it's a cliff
Burn things with a magnifyingglass
Bored with another person? Read on
Have a water drinking contest
Stare at the back of someone'shead until they turn around
Pick up a dog so it can see thingsfrom YOUR point of view
Have a "Who is Less Competitive"competition
Pull out a hair, stick it in someone'sear
Pour water in hand, make a sneezesound, and throw it on the back of someone's neck.
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