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The GerkVille Times is GerkVilles leading Local newspaper (Considering that it's the only Newspaper in GerkVille we could also say that its the shittest in GerkVille but as if we're going to say that on a webpage promoting the GerkVille Times.HA HA HA why the fuck are you reading this? The bracket surrounding this text indicates that you should skip it and continue reading.) and has been in production for 30 odd years. Each Tuesday it is delivered to many eager homes in GerkVille.

One of the reasons for the GerkVille Times's success is the dull journalism presented by the papers head writer, Richard "fishlips" Willis. Each week he hopelessly strings random words together hoping that maybe it will make some kind of sense.(Some of you readers might be wondering why I'm spinning shit about Fishy. Well, its because I'm stuck writing this Crap website that noone will read and Fishy is writing the big stories for the times. Fishy is a hack.)

And who could forget Adrian Binion spouting his veiws on the environment.(Just ignore this red text.)That makes for interesting reading.(No seriously, ignore this.)Shane Russ's sport section is a must read.(Russys a dumbass. One time I was at a party and I saw him going through a girls underpants draw. He was smelling them.)Put these people together and you have the GerkVille Times Journalism SUPER team.

The journalist behind this article has been sacked.

GerkVille Articles:

4 Short articles taken from the Times.

Two New Residents move to GerkVille!!!

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