The hamburger patch was the term for the fictional gap in McDonalds hamburger expenditure. Aparently a corupt McDonalds accountant managed to siphon of millions of dollars in an accounting "error" for the buying of hamburger materials, this gap was not seen until Mayor McCheese noticed the mysterious gap and threw the corupt acountant into the McDonaldland jail. This proposed advertisement never took off after an executive realized that the target audience, age 3-7 wouldnt understand the principles behind it. I managed to change a real large online encyclopedia with this, unless they've seen and deleted it by now, i hope im not traceable

well they found and deleted it

but if you want to keep the legacy going by making some more random pages i will have a few links here

wrate about khelzor, but try not to put up any links as i dont want to be tracable

Floobendedockensnigle is a small plannet just north of the Moon. its inhabitants are a simple people called the Floobendedockensniglians, the language skills of which are so limited that their entire language consists solely of the word "Floobendedockensnigle", only there are 45 million different punctuation marks, telling you where to put the stress, which letters are silent, and which letters are put in that were never found in the original "Floobendedockensnigle", for example the word "FloobendedockensnigleŁ4*/" is pronounces with the entire of the "Bendedockensnigle" missing pronouncing it more like "floo" and meaning "Get that walrus off my foot", in another example the word "Floobendedockensnigle(+?<" is entirely replaced and ends up sounding more like "Good morning" and simple means "why?". A main problem of this language is that you will never know exactly how to pronounce a word or what it means untill you have seen all of the punctuation marks, this results in small typos causing bizare and unrelated results. In one example, a 73 volume encyclopedia was transformed into an epic novel about spaghetti people due to the last punctuation mark missing. However, despit their language problems, the Floobendedockensniglians have suvived through the generations to become a highly advanced society, inventing a great cloaking sheild to hide their entire plannet from Earth. Unfortunately the plannet, and all its contents, have become invisible from the inside to, thus a commonly heard phrase in Floobendedockensnigle today is "Floobendedockensnigle$=-+" which sounds more like "floobendedee" roughly translated "I'll follow the sound of your voooooiiiice! ouch!".

this is another page i made, im trying to see how long i can keep a page going without anyone noticing (so far the record is 7 months, i have only reached one day myself)