Josmoe Makina was born in a small hut in the Yukon. He was a very isolated child; he had no neighbours or friends. When he got older he realized that his little hut was too small for him to fit inside, so he decided to convert his little hut into an igloo, since he really had no perception of any kind of building, he built the igloo too small, and he couldn’t fit inside of his little igloo. After disassembling his igloo, he moved to the small coastal city of Thunder Bay, and started a seal hunting company, he thought Thunder Bay, (being on the coast) would be a great seal hunting location. He really should have looked at a map before planning this all. His seal hunting company ran itself into the ground, he had failed miserably. His new business he had started worked out great, he had made a Jamaican restaurant, he was doing fine until he started buying Chinese food, he thought egg rolls were Jamaican. Josmoe spent the next few months living on the streets, with no home, and practically no clothing. One day when he woke up from one of his psychotic episode, he noticed there was a lottery ticked shoved up his nose, it seemed to have been there for a couple of days. He went to a local store to see if he had one anything, and it turns out he had won the $20-million jackpot. He collected all of his money and bout a huge house, he thought this would gain him respect.
Josmoe had many psychotic episodes through out his life, but when he woke up from a certain one, he heard lots of yelling, he couldn’t understand it at all. He opened his eyes, and saw squids, and spiders. He also noticed an old man named Yikito Heroshimo; he was the man yelling in the strange language. Yikito told Josmoe that he was on a Japanese fishing boat, heading for Japan, but it would take a while. While he was on the boat, Yikito taught him how to speak Japanese. They both had a vision, Josmoe had regularly had visions of god, so he didn’t think anything of it, but Yikito had the thought of taking over Japan. Josmoe like this idea. Over the next couple of days, Josmoe had many psychotic episodes, almost falling off the boat a couple of times. Finally Josmoe couldn’t take Yikitos Japanese ramblings about how he hated communism. Josmoe loved communism, and he knew that he was going to be a communist, so, he pushed Yikito over the edge of the boat. Josmoe finally made it to Japan, he sought the help of as many communist believers he could find, and together they took over Japan. Josmoe is now trying to become leader of Japan again, and he even has plans of taking over the U.S., but he knows that will still be a while. Josmoe still slips into psychotic episodes all the time, it really makes him angry when he has one in front of everyone.
The squids, and spiders he saw on the boat is what he used for his logo, it’s a squid and a spider, combined into one.
