The Most Annoying Thing In the World

You may think that "The World's Most Annoying Website" is the most annoying thing in the world, but...it's not. That in itself is rather annoying. However, in order for my website to be the World's Most Annoying, I would have to display on it the Most Annoying Thing In the World. Now, to protect the easily-annoyed, you must scroll down... (Trust me, you'll be amazed at it's vast annoyingness!!!)

Keep going...you'll get there sooner than you think...

Did I say you were almost there? Okay, so I was lying THEN...but you're seriously almost there NOW.

What do you mean you think this is going on kind of long? I don't know what you're talking about. You said you wanted to see the most annoying thing in the world, right? Then you've got to keep scrolling.

Keep going...you're almost there...soooo close!!!

Keep going...

Keep scrolling! You can do it! ALMOST THERE...

Almost there! You'll soon see the most annoying thing in the world!

You are just around the corner from the most annoying thing in the world!!! KEEP GOING!!!

Seriously, you are THIS CLOSE! Keep going...you won't be disappointed!

Wow...don't stop now!!! ALMOST THERE!!!

At long last...THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE WORLD!!! (just scroll down a little farther, please. You're SOOOO close!!!)

Drumroll, please...

Okay, so the drumroll's going on a little longer than expected, but you're almost there!!!

ta-dah! (sorry, practicing...almost there!!!)

And now....THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN THE WORLD!!!

Knock, knock!!!

Who's there???

Banana.

Banana who???

Knock, knock!!!

Who's there???

Banana.

Banana who???

Knock, knock!!!

Who's there???

Orange.

Orange who???

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana???

Doesn't it's annoyingness just make you feel like going insane? I don't know who made up this joke, but whoever did is a sick, sick, weird, evil person. I just don't understand who would do such a thing.