I'm sorry if any of these offend any one but they are not ment to upset any one. Please remember that these are only jokes. In other words I'm a blonde too!
Silly Blonde!
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
"Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside.
"No, but it's okay -- I got the license plate number!"
The Chicken
Q. Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the blonde how!
Car
A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
Cop: "What's going on here, ma'am?"
Blonde: "Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
Cop: "Ma'am. That's your air freshener."
Waterskiing with Blondie
Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?
She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!
Wanted: Dead Or Alive
An office executive was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."
Two Things About a Blonde
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
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