BLONDE JOKES

I'm sorry if any of these offend any one but they are not ment to upset any one. Please remember that these are only jokes. In other words I'm a blonde too!


Silly Blonde!

A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car. "Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she came back inside.
"No, but it's okay -- I got the license plate number!"


The Chicken

Q. Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A. To show the blonde how!


Car

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared.
Cop: "What's going on here, ma'am?"
Blonde: "Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there was a tree right in my path. I swerved to miss it, but there was another tree. And after that, another, and another." The cop looked inside her car and sighed.
Cop: "Ma'am. That's your air freshener."


Waterskiing with Blondie

Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?
She's still looking for a lake with a slope!!


Wanted: Dead Or Alive

An office executive was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"
"I'd have to say the living one."


Two Things About a Blonde

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!


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