Good comebacks
While in life, people often shout negative
comments
at you. Sometines there's a reason, and sometimes they're
just board. Well, nomatter why they're doing that, you
always need some good comebacks.
They say: Grow up.
Respond 1: Sorry, I decided to have sex
later and not while I'm underage.
Respond 2: It's as up as I can get.
Respond 3: You sound just like my mother. (gasp) Can you be my
second mother?
They say: Shut up!
Respond 1: Shhh!
Respond 2: If you shut down I might reconsider!
Respond 3: I can't, if I do, I would fart!
They say: Stupid fag.
Respond 1: Genius Straight.
Respond 2: (in Scooby-Doo's voice) Rag? Rare?
Respond 3: now now Eustace.
They say: F***ing retard.
Respond 1: No, I do it fast!
Respond 2: Who are you calling redtar? I mean retard?
Respond 3: Chuckling Cheeta???
They say: Man, f*** you!
The only respond: You f*** men?
They say: Suck my dick, bitch!
Respond 1: Blow my pussy, hctib!
Respond 2: Not if you suck mine first, I triple bitch dare ya!
Respond 3: (sarcastic) Ooh, look at me, I get horny when I'm
angry...
I might add more in the future... (that means I will)
