CHAPTER2- 2gether
So then, like today is like the
day that me and Charlie get's married.
The church was decorated with colored plates with drawings from
the nuns
and stuff, they looks like a drawing of a 3 years old. So then,
it started,
the organ lady was playing the wedding song crap thing. I was so
excited, I peed
in my wedding dress, which made it a dashing yellow glow, and it
smells...
And I was so happy and stuff, boy, Charlie have a big family...
there's Uncle Coke,
Uncle Cracker, Aunty Marywanna, Mother Gooose, Father Daaack,
Grandma Limpinsog, and
brother Inncest.
"Will you take this woman
and care about her and stuff?" said the pope, father,
whatchamacallhim... we all were drunk back then...
"Yes I do," said
Charlie by kissing the pope.
The pope wiped his mouth and
asked me the same question substituting woman with
man and her with him...
"Yes," I kissed the
pope.
He wiped his mouth again and
said "Now you may kiss your bitch, bitch."
We kissed... and we both wore
the ring and stuff, ate the cake... They threw rice
on us... I kicked them in the nuts... we got in the car and
killed the pope......
I'm 16...
