CHAPTER4- Time 4 me to introduce my family

Snow White- Me, the pamphlet lady...

Charlie- My husband, he's bisexual.

Mrs. Whitney White- My mom, she's British.

Uncle Coke- He likes coke and claim that he's the creator of coke.

Uncle Cracker- He smokes crackers, and he likes unsmoked salmon with it...

Aunty Marywanna- She's a Tom Green wanna-be.

Mother Gooose- She makes chips for a living.

Father Daaack- He makes artificial duck fat for a living.

Grandma Limpinsog- Widow since Grandpa Limpodik died.

Brother Inncest- Homosexual perverted little brother.